Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Holly
United States
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
Anonymous
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
ThunderThighs
Flemington, United States
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Anonymous
Jakarta, Indonesia
Can't take the L
Today, I lied to my father. I told him I got money yesterday. In fact, I just got fired yesterday. I kept a really happy jolly voice when I spoke to him on the phone. FML
Fatass
Knoxville, United States
Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML
Hungry
Brisbane, Australia
Cheat day
Today, I conveniently "forgot" to write down a bunch of stuff, including a huge kebab, in my Weight Watchers food journal. FML
LP
United States
Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her. Truth is, I lost weight after I went off the pill a year ago. I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that I haven't had anyone in a year. FML
jammy
United States
Don't attempt this
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
mattlikesfunions
Federal Way, United States
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
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shithappens2memo 0
why? who else reads it?
i_wuz_nver_here 31
she's cheating on her diary with a sexy little journal.
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unrealzeuss 0
Dear Kitty, today the cutest guy from school asked me to go with him to prom night. I weigh 109 pounds and i'm very popular at school. *collapses* Alright alright, i'm ******* ugly everyone hates me and i'm not invited to prom night. Besides, I weigh a 262. Boo ******* Hoo
NeverGiveUp97 6
which is worse: that you lied about your weight or that you lied about it to your DIARY.
cab227 2
YDI only you are going to see what's in your diary. it's not like it's going to tell anyone else
ashleyb104 0
lol now that just a little sad, it's a book it's not going to judge you :)
starr_muffin 0
who cares?
eliteteamdancer 0
that's pretty pathetic!
deadman93 8
asking for sympathy on FML is a dumb idea.
deadman93 8
yea 88 they are everywhere!didn you know?! O.o
insidejokeswithm 0
aww it's ok
awardZu 0
That's just too pathetic for me to wrap my mind around. If you are unhappy with your body image, do something about it. Don't come on the internet, especially here, and look for sympathy. I hate it when fat people bitch about being fat! Unless you have a medical issue that causes you to be fat, STFU
ReynshineCutting 10
You're an idiot.