Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Holly
United States
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
Anonymous
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
ThunderThighs
Flemington, United States
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Anonymous
Jakarta, Indonesia
Can't take the L
Today, I lied to my father. I told him I got money yesterday. In fact, I just got fired yesterday. I kept a really happy jolly voice when I spoke to him on the phone. FML
Fatass
Knoxville, United States
Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML
Hungry
Brisbane, Australia
Cheat day
Today, I conveniently "forgot" to write down a bunch of stuff, including a huge kebab, in my Weight Watchers food journal. FML
LP
United States
Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her. Truth is, I lost weight after I went off the pill a year ago. I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that I haven't had anyone in a year. FML
jammy
United States
Don't attempt this
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
mattlikesfunions
Federal Way, United States
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
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shithappens2memo 0
why? who else reads it?
i_wuz_nver_here 31
she's cheating on her diary with a sexy little journal.
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Comments (221)
raven2241 0
fat prick
epenter60 0
y?
theSil 0
Now the FML nation knows this instead of just you and your diary, fyl
CurlyQ1993 0
if you're going to lie then what's the point of puting it in your diary??
blabb573 5
oh my god, that is soooooooooooooo hilarious
shift_love 13
I'm surprised this fml didn't come out of the good ol u.s of a
Monii_Harlz 11
ok then, I'm sorry but I cudnt help but laugh!!!!!! HAHAHA, sorry Hun but it's just a diary no one will see it, and I don't see how that's a FML ?
FYL1313 0
If you can't admit it to yourself, why are you admitting it to potentially millions of FMLers?
bzett 0
What's it going to do - tell your pen to go tell all his friends?
pann_fml 0
sad