Today, I conveniently "forgot" to write down a bunch of stuff, including a huge kebab, in my Weight Watchers food journal. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping but once at the store I realized that I'd forgotten my shopping list at home. I ended up buying a bunch of random items using basic guesswork and forgetting what I had originally gone to the store for. I now have two avocados, even though I hate avocados. FML
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Today, despite trying to lose weight for months and making progress, I went out to lunch with coworkers and ended up eating a huge burger and fries. When I got back to the office, I noticed that I'd spilled ketchup all over my shirt. Now I not only feel guilty about the food I ate but I also look like a slob. FML
Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML
Today, after I'd told everyone I would finally be starting meal prepping to save money, on the very first day, I forgot every container in my fridge, so I still had to buy my lunch during my lunch break. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my diet coach. I was telling her how I lost 3 pounds this week. I was saying this while eating a bag of chips, a beer in my hand and cooking a 3-meat pizza. FML
Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store for three items. I left with two full bags and forgot the one thing I actually needed. I didn’t realize until I got home, unpacked everything, and stared at the empty counter in disbelief. Next on my list: start making lists. FML
Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
That's what Weekly Points and Activity Points are for. Within reason, you can still succeed by omitting things you are too ashamed to write down. Your results will decide what defines "within reason."
Ashamed_Sister 60
If no one knows about it, the calories are not real. Trust me.
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Comments (8)
Ashamed_Sister 60
If no one knows about it, the calories are not real. Trust me.
Sinshine 28
Your name fits so well here.
RichardPencil 32
That's what Weekly Points and Activity Points are for. Within reason, you can still succeed by omitting things you are too ashamed to write down. Your results will decide what defines "within reason."
AmbrosiaFan 19
I had one cheat day a week. In six months I lost 40 lbs. Just don't go overboard on the cheat day. I hope you don't have a heart attack to bring you back to reality of eating right.
bl3ur0z3 17
You're only cheating yourself.
julfunky 29
What’s the point of lying in your own journal?
blondie45 21
Sadly, the scale doesn’t lie...
damonic666 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
your poor self control is hardly a fml moment