Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Holly
United States
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
Anonymous
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
ThunderThighs
Flemington, United States
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Anonymous
Jakarta, Indonesia
Can't take the L
Today, I lied to my father. I told him I got money yesterday. In fact, I just got fired yesterday. I kept a really happy jolly voice when I spoke to him on the phone. FML
Fatass
Knoxville, United States
Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML
Hungry
Brisbane, Australia
Cheat day
Today, I conveniently "forgot" to write down a bunch of stuff, including a huge kebab, in my Weight Watchers food journal. FML
LP
United States
Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her. Truth is, I lost weight after I went off the pill a year ago. I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that I haven't had anyone in a year. FML
jammy
United States
Don't attempt this
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
mattlikesfunions
Federal Way, United States
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
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shithappens2memo 0
why? who else reads it?
i_wuz_nver_here 31
she's cheating on her diary with a sexy little journal.
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Comments (221)
Livinia 11
You can either keep on lying about it or you can actually get of your fat ass and start exercising and eating healthily.
mollieOdare 0
What if OP is too skinny? It said nowhere in the post that she was overweight. Maybe she needs to GAIN weight. She could be insecure about being too thin. But don't assume. It makes you look like an ass.
tweetbaby14 18
73, I've never heard of a thin person ever complaining about being too thin. don't assume it makes you look like an ass( sound familiar?).
justsomgirl 4
73 wasn't assuming. she made a valid point and gave an alternative possibility. you failed at putting her down. well done.
dustinkershaw 0
What an ass.
notbanned69 0
You lied to us too. That's not a diary. It's fiction.
fmltiligothigh 0
you're only lying to yourself, and if you have a weight problem you should do something besides lie about it.
chanma 0
oh no your diary is gonna be mad at you
CallMeHush 1
The diary will be pissed when it finds out you lied.
CallMeHush 1
The diary will be pissed when it finds out you lied.
CallMeHush 1
The diary will be pissed when it finds out you lied.
CallMeHush 1
The diary will be pissed when it finds out you lied.
IrishSoulja 4
And today was the day that i was thinking of the fml where someone lied to their treadmill about their weight, coincedince?
FreebirdIII 1
Don't worry, it still believes you actually did have sex that one time.
drewgreenan 0
I like this^ just so you know I like to have sex too!!! hahaha
alex1432 9
most people do 66