Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her. Truth is, I lost weight after I went off the pill a year ago. I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that I haven't had anyone in a year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I skipped dessert for the third day in a row, my mom cornered me and accused me of being anorexic. I'm actually not far off being clinically obese and I'm just trying to diet, but nothing I say will convince her. She wants me to see a psychiatrist about a disorder I don't even have. FML
Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML
Today, I admitted to my parents that I have an eating disorder. Instead of trying to help, my mom stared at me and said, "Duh". FML
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, I told my mom that I'm bulimic and have been for a few years, and that I needed help. She responded by saying, "Well that's clearly not working for you. Why don't you try anorexia?" She then patted me on the head, smiled, and walked away. FML
Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML
Today, I finally broke down and told my mom that I'd relapsed with my eating disorder. She told me to quit whining and eat a burger, because she didn't want to pay for another therapy session. FML
Today, I told my mom that I think I’m anorexic and she told me she didn’t care. When I asked why, in disbelief she replied, "Honey, you are 5’3 and over 350 lbs, at this point you NEED to be anorexic." FML
Today, I decided I need help, so I confessed to my mother that I'm bulimic. After she looked it up online she started screaming at me for "Wasting food that I'm not paying for." FML
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chinchilla_fml 0
Wouldn't your mom see it as a good thing that you hadn't had sex in a year?
FlaminYawn 0
So your mom encourages *******? Hopefully you're using this time for self-discovery...
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Comments (133)
Win_fml 0
Haha... That sucks. But tell her and you'll feel the pressure gone. #1
chinchilla_fml 0
Wouldn't your mom see it as a good thing that you hadn't had sex in a year?
grajax 24
Maybe if she is younger and wasn't supposed to have sex in the first place, I don't know though. Just a guess.
Win_fml 0
#1 = Agreed
deviking 10
So you agree with your self I would hope so
cherrytwiz 0
#1 ftw :) tell her
FlaminYawn 0
So your mom encourages *******? Hopefully you're using this time for self-discovery...
StarrieyedFML 0
Sweetie.... I just got out of a year and a half relationship... Sad thing is. I haven't had sex for a year either. Its ok. Don't feel bad. I told my mom and she gave me a high five. lol. :p so..... #2 has a point. This is in no way, a FML.
elloelle 0
Ummm. You're losing weight? It's not a bad thing. That is, as long as it is in a healthy way. Which by your lack of excuse making I would assume it is in a healthy manner. Try lying next time if you're too ashamed of not being sexually active. Boo hoo. Cry me a river. Eat an Oreo and get over it please.
SasuNaru_fml 0
LOL #7 FTW!!!!!
ObamaKitttyy 0
Awww
PRHippy 0
Agree with what most people have said. Not having sex in a year is not an FML. You should totally get the whole eating disorder thing cleared up though and eat a huge bowl of paste in front of her or something. Things can get awkward if she thinks you're sick. So what that you're losing weight. You're probably looking totally sexier and that should attract more guys to ****, if that's what you're worried about.