Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Holly
United States
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
Anonymous
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
ThunderThighs
Flemington, United States
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Anonymous
Jakarta, Indonesia
Can't take the L
Today, I lied to my father. I told him I got money yesterday. In fact, I just got fired yesterday. I kept a really happy jolly voice when I spoke to him on the phone. FML
Fatass
Knoxville, United States
Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML
Hungry
Brisbane, Australia
Cheat day
Today, I conveniently "forgot" to write down a bunch of stuff, including a huge kebab, in my Weight Watchers food journal. FML
LP
United States
Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her. Truth is, I lost weight after I went off the pill a year ago. I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that I haven't had anyone in a year. FML
jammy
United States
Don't attempt this
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
mattlikesfunions
Federal Way, United States
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
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shithappens2memo 0
why? who else reads it?
i_wuz_nver_here 31
she's cheating on her diary with a sexy little journal.
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Comments (221)
FunwithBumperCar 0
You're only lying to yourself.
truthinlies 1
lol
mecaifine24 0
fatty!!!! lmaoo
fuzz97 23
MAN THE HARPOONS! FATTY OFF THE PORT BOW!
ReynshineCutting 10
That really sucks OP. Ignore all these assholes on here and if you do decide to try and lose weight (if you need to), good luck with it! Hopefully you don't have bad genetics that make it hard to lose like I do.
awesomeman360 0
don't worry everyone hates their weight or the size of their stomach. but if you exercise once a day for 30min. you'll lose 20 pounds in a week. that's what I did. but you also need to eat healthy.
stolencrackers 1
And then you told the most forgiving place on the internet. Smart.
kananizz 0
this made me laugh
oh_your_god 15
and all this time, I thought I was the only one...
SuperheroHope 0
god, who still has a diary?
tworkman 2
Um, I do. So does my best friend. And OP, apparently.