Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Holly
United States
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
Anonymous
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
ThunderThighs
Flemington, United States
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Anonymous
Jakarta, Indonesia
Can't take the L
Today, I lied to my father. I told him I got money yesterday. In fact, I just got fired yesterday. I kept a really happy jolly voice when I spoke to him on the phone. FML
Fatass
Knoxville, United States
Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML
Hungry
Brisbane, Australia
Cheat day
Today, I conveniently "forgot" to write down a bunch of stuff, including a huge kebab, in my Weight Watchers food journal. FML
LP
United States
Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her. Truth is, I lost weight after I went off the pill a year ago. I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that I haven't had anyone in a year. FML
jammy
United States
Don't attempt this
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
mattlikesfunions
Federal Way, United States
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
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shithappens2memo 0
why? who else reads it?
i_wuz_nver_here 31
she's cheating on her diary with a sexy little journal.
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Comments (221)
Fruit_Dealer 9
That is.. One hell of a fail. Now go workout!
Tankd4life 0
this is the dumbest FML I have ever heard. who moderated this crap?
drumchick4ever7 0
if you come to terms with yourself you will feel better and confident
thebestof1984 0
haha, I love this one! Sorry op....
karleighpaige 4
oh wow that's just sad :/
thomaa12 0
So you're fat, lie to your diary, and seek sympathy on FML. Your life does suck.
samsanpoet 0
maybe you should stop writing and start lifting!
rissgoesrawr 0
who cares? how is this a FML? Its not like anyone else reads your diary.
DocBastard 40
It's a good thing you didn't tell the truth. That ******* diary is nothing but a FILTHY ******* LIAR and spreads false rumours and innuendo all over the goddamned place. That diary got just what it deserved, the little ****.
CrashTheNinja 4
Sorry...I had to laugh at that :D
sincerely331 0
Why is everyone assuming OP is fat/overweight? What if she is skinny as hell & lied cause she wants to be thicker?
DocBastard 40
Statistics.
kingtz 6
Because skinny people don't need to lie about their weight.
FallonFerSure 6
Semantics.
oh_your_god 15
because people don't bitch about being skinny.
flickyourbic1223 7
89 People do bitch about being too skinny. It's not as common but it does happen.
justsomgirl 4
if this person has an eating disorder, I an easily see her lying.