Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
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Top comments
Beastz0r 7
Maybe you should guide him rather than faking an ****** which is lame. It would be the best option for both of you.
spitfire35 3
if it's his first time too, give him a break!
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Comments (141)
MrPresidentBoss1 0
why don't you quit complaining because he tried to do something he thought you would like and return the favor.
dofoos 0
why don't you show him how to do it.
Erindub 0
What are you 12?
Twitch04 0
Tell him how to do it then, don't fake it. Never fake it. You're just lying to him, then. You should never lie. Guide him. Help him. Cut the guy some slack. Poor guy.
t_a_b4 0
obvioulsy hes not good, and dont fake thats just terrible help him out a lil.
nija666 0
next time you should tell him to stick it in your ass and see if you can fake a response then, bitch!
AmberAusgeflippt 13
pomlaos 0
Tell him and teach him...
quelbaby 0
For those who think like the person two comments above me, that she should tell him to 'stick it on her ass and try to fake it' are idiots, it would be just as easy to fake it then as when getting fingered
MangeMoi_fml 0
tiffanyheart.. XD
omghehehe 0
I see, he has the confused Finger F*cking Syndrome (LOL). 15 minutes? Geez, poor ******. You must be tolerant. It would probably work out better for you, if he learned the "come here" motion instead. Then, you will want to give him all the sandwiches his heart desires ;)