Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
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Beastz0r 7
Maybe you should guide him rather than faking an ****** which is lame. It would be the best option for both of you.
spitfire35 3
if it's his first time too, give him a break!
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Comments (141)
VirtuallyUnbreak 0
1st! Oh yeah and ur man is lame.
werzal 5
Through no fault of the man's some women have trouble reaching ****** in certain ways. I know of a woman who was molested as a child and can now only reach an ****** when she is on top! Its not real fair for her hubby but its just the way things go. Dont Fake, your partner then thinks he's done a good job and will probably want to do it again and again and again.... Its just better to tell the truth and say 'how about I help'
GuitarJunkie6258 0
Uhhh fifteen minutes......was he prodding you?
Lexie_V 0
hah shouldn't the girl be on top all the time? Remember: Having sex is like doing fractions, it's improper for the larger one to be on top. - Bo Burnam
alesi_fml 0
YDI for faking - how are men supposed to know what we like if a) we don't guide them and b) FAKE? wtf?
LK4D4 0
why do girls think they have to fake? most men don't care if u finish or not.
amerrah 4
Haha your lameeeeee.
hellokittywhore 0
wow that is a long time. yeah I learned how to fake it the first time I had sex, veryyy easy!!! since then ive had to fake it a few times but It works every time :D but it's better not to fake it, just tell him what he's doing wrong and he'll fix it. otherwise he'll think you like it andd continue doing it wrong.
chelzy 0
84 is sexy... oh, and op, I don't get y u can't get an ****** from fingering. it's so good. although, I've heard guys kinda suck at it.
natirixoxo 0
the next thing you should learn is not to fake it
isminei 6
87- maybe he was new to it too? FYL op, that sucks.
magicman1 0
insensitive bitch
FusionFrenzy 10
#87 thts cus most guys just stick their Fingers in and think its perfect they don't do any teasing or go slow if u go slow my GF said it's better
deepersamwise 0
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why didn't u just ****! wooh second
spitfire35 3
if it's his first time too, give him a break!
rorex 26
His first time fingering her, not fingering
Beastz0r 7
Maybe you should guide him rather than faking an ****** which is lame. It would be the best option for both of you.
WhiteRose99 0
Do you not think that OP sounds quite young? As in thats the kind of way you would word it when you were a teenager and therefore if she hasn't explored herself then she's not going to know exactly what she likes anyway. Plus i agree sometimes you have to fake it just to get them to stop! Then you work on it next time.
GoddammitHoward 4
Why not be honest with one another? You never HAVE to fake it.
jchansfan 0
lmao I love how you say you "Let him" as if he was the only one wanting to do it. Isn't that the same as a guy saying they "LET" a girl give them a handjob or something? lmao
justmeagirl 0
No- obviously the boy was pressuring her, and didn't even know what he was doing.
jchansfan 0
Obviously? You were there? :P Why would he pressure her to let him finger her? Like really? o_O'
uu_fml 0
cuz once you do one thing he'll ask for something else. duh
gamer_girl 0
i got pressured to be fingered, so yes, it does happen
dumdeedum 0
for some reason guys like to finger girls but some girls, such as myself, don't enjoy it, but will go along with it to make their boyfriends happy
Lizz7 0
#63 Same here. Not fun. Really hurt.
izzy21_fml 0
I also got pressured.
sarabraun8 7
same here
xleanne_aLly 23
same.
Juliet4evr 0
I was pressured 2...not fun
onealmxwilson 18
What is this? A finger rape support group?
FML_Whale 18
Yes.
errice 0
get used to faking it
time4coffee 3
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All women have to learn sometime.
tiffanyheart 0
Really? I guess I just took the easy way out by taking responsibility for my own pleasure and informing my boyfriend what feels good and what doesn't. To think, I could be faking my orgasms instead of having real ones like a sucker...
k43L1 0
#29 you rock.
dudeitsdanny 10
#29 is a real woman. Don't boost our egos, if we're trying, we WANT to pleasure you. I don't think I've ever had a girl fake an ******. Why? Because the first girl I ever did anything with wasn't an idiot who just faked it.
DynamicDave 11
Let me try! Bet I can do a better job. ;p
RayMo_fml 1
yeah.. doubt it.
mhm_megann 0
lmao, oh dear. Give him this step by step guide for next time.. 1. Rub your clit
cstetchman 0
LOL made me laugh. :)
1996shse 7
lololol so true
lil_ham1644 29
But not too hard. At least not at first...
waterynuggets 0
Maybe you should tell him what to do instead of bitching about it on the internet. He could get some tips from someone else, sure, but no one can tell him what you like but you.
XaosZaleski 0
@8 Wow. So, since he didn't know what he was doing, it was his fault? Maybe the girl wanted it, and the guy went along with it to make her happy. Goddamn, people need to take another look at the coin before making judgements.
austinnicole 3
Calm down , she's just talking about sex . There is no reason to get hostile .