Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
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Beastz0r 7
Maybe you should guide him rather than faking an ****** which is lame. It would be the best option for both of you.
spitfire35 3
if it's his first time too, give him a break!
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Comments (141)
oldwiseguy 0
You need to finger yourself so you can teach your boyfriend what to do so you don't have to fake it!
chaoticstarlit 0
Someone elses fingers are always more fun, but I agree you should learn your own body before expecting someone else to know it.
hellokittywhore 0
yeah but exploring yourself gives you personal expierence in what you like and don't like. if more people explored themselves thenn there would be less people faking it. I know what I like and don't like and I'm not afarid to tell them. although I'll admit I've faked it a few times. :D
k43L1 0
Aw, I'm sorry hun! that sucks! You should find out what works for you and guide him and/or touch yourself while he is fingering you...
automatedeffemel 0
If you don't tell him what you like when he's down there, then yeah, get used to faking. Spend some time gettin to know your own body. Find that fun little gspot and show him how you like having it touched same with your clit. I'm SO happy I'm in a relationship where my guy knows exactly what he's doing... this isn't really and fml or ydi :/
marc_with_a_c 3
yeah.. if she let him just go around without knowing what he was doing, it's obvious he won't get better and she'll spend he time faking.. stupid people who don't tell their partners what feels good and what feels.. ordinary
Esnedon 0
You need to teach him to please you. Lazy bitch.
uu_fml 0
dont say that. guy need to learn where the g spot is. it takes time. and its the guys fault
dudeitsdanny 10
It's our fault we weren't born with vaginas and can't possibly know without experience? Not every girl is the same. Not every girl likes the same things. More girls need to step up and show their guy what they want, rather than expect them to do everything themselves, if they want good sex. Lucky for me I've dated real women, not girls like you who think you should just lay there and let him figure it out.
uu_fml 0
yeah obviously shes a girl not a woman. thats why she let him finger her. i had to do it to cause i didnt want to hurt his feeling. but now i learn otherwise. i learned that not all guys like the same things too.
jonny2x4 0
If you think that was fun, just wait until next time when he gives you "the shocker". Don't know what "the shocker" is? GOOGLE IT!
plexico 4
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perdix 31
Thanks for the tip. The Urban Dictionary has an awesome treatment of the topic!
tanhauser08 0
The shocker is a tool that should be used with extreme caution if you don't like being bitchslapped. trust me.
silencerider151 0
A little immature, aren't we? It's not going to get any better if you're not open an honest. Encouraging him to do things you don't enjoy is a terrible idea.
aquariusxx 0
some girls just don't ****** easily, through no fault of the guy. try harder to be relaxed and actually enjoy it .. you'll never ****** if you sit there wondering why it's taking so long. stop whining, and don't blame it all on him when it's probably your own fault too.
perdix 31
You just created a big pile of shit for yourself, sweetheart. Yeah, faking an ****** is more polite than "Stop it, this is boring," but on the other hand, your orgasmic response tells him he's doing it right, so that's what you are going to get from now on. Here's one case where honesty is the best policy.
Go_for_it 0
completely agree, you couldn't have said it better
buttseckz 0
instead of just letting him feel around without doing anything, why not give him feedback? it's the dude's first time, pretending it feels good won't help either of you.
Elksy 0
X_X Terrible idea! Now he's going to think it's good and keep doing that. You're new to sex, it's not surprising that he couldn't give you an ******. It's a learning experience, you have to teach each other what satisfies you and what doesn't. If you do this, you're setting yourself up for unsatisfying sex.