birdbath
United States
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
crazystar69
United States
Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML
lbg2msf
Biloxi, United States
Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML
How?
Glasford, United States
Today, a bird crashed into my face. I didn't think that actually happened to people outside of cartoons. FML
shitlicker
La Verne, United States
Today, I lost my balance trying to get my bag out of my car. In doing so, my lips came in contact with some bird poop. FML
Anonymous
Get the **** outta here, kid
Today, I tried to take a picture next to a peacock, but ended up running away with a face and mouth full of feathers. FML
birdsterrifyme
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Sikeston, United States
Face your fears!
Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up, and attacked my face. FML
Joshtodon
All in a day's work!
Today, I was unloading tile boxes out of my pickup truck into this lady's garage. As I grabbed the last 50-pound box, a passing bird shat on my forehead. Green ooze ran down my whole face. FML
craphanded
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
You're welcome…
Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML
andrea99
United States
Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML
Keaton
United States
Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to put it on my head and take a picture. When the flash went off the bird flew off my head and pooped at the same time. You could see it in the picture. FML
Top comments
Savvysass 0
Facial!! Don't feel too bad, some people pay big bucks at spas to have shit smooshed all over their faces.
lovexinstead 0
Eww, lol. Those kinds of things don't happen too often XD
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Comments (48)
lovexinstead 0
Eww, lol. Those kinds of things don't happen too often XD
The_Pleb 0
SECONED!!
Savvysass 0
Facial!! Don't feel too bad, some people pay big bucks at spas to have shit smooshed all over their faces.
r_ania 0
HAHAHA this fml made my day
Dazzozo 0
YDI for hacking real life.
niwde 0
haha agree very rare this sort of things, wouldn't be able to stop laughing when I would see this in reality ;)
Aha09 1
Skillz. ;)
aback 5
There's a "survival of the fittest" lesson in here, somewhere.
aback 5
I do that all the time. It really works!
FarSide 23
How do you know the bird was scared of you? Maybe it was just pissed off that you walked in to the flight path... and purposefully took a dump on you.
Tamuz 0
FAKE ! birds have no control of them using the bathroom , they poop when they need to they pee when they need to.... chances of a bird pooping in your face whiles its hitting u .... slim to none
Jimboom 12
Rubbish, Have you never seem a bird fly into a window and shit itself?? I have and they do! Wish I could have been there to seen it OP and if I did I am sorry but I would have laughed my ass off at you. But FYL indeed.
Aha09 1
You two have the same profile picture, so it looks like you're talking to yourself. XD
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Is it wrong that I feel worse for the bird? -_- Pay attention to where you're walking, OP. FYL, because that would probably hurt a lot.