sosadbuttrue
Switzerland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
hnickell93
Visalia, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bad actor
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
budda1368
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Romance isn't dead
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Hashtag Not All Men, but quite a few, eh?
Today, I was having some fun with a guy, but I had to fake orgasm twice just so he would get out of me it was that shit. Third guy in a row. FML
biggieT
Colombo, Sri Lanka 🌶️ Spicy
Actor's Studio
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Anonymous
Chandler, United States 🌶️ Spicy
We're bad at this
Today, I hooked up with a girl at a club, and we had sex. She just lay there like a corpse the whole time. It got so bad, I ended up faking an orgasm and blaming the lack of semen on a botched vasectomy. She actually believed it. What the hell? FML
anon
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
No gods, no masters
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
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TransitionCovert 6
How does a guy fake an ******?
zombicidal 11
lotion and evaporated milk
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kevsnev 7
How often do you do it?
TransitionCovert 6
How does a guy fake an ******?
zombicidal 11
lotion and evaporated milk
MyLuckyDayFML 0
Allow me to show you ;)
FirstTigerHobbes 13
^ *Shudders*
lindseykcool 6
19- are you talking to the zombie, pikachu, or the bunny? Let me rephrase that, do you enjoy necrophilia or **********?
NippsSlipps 10
19- Is that your ****** face?
perdix 31
#3, it helps when the audience wants to be faked out.
zombicidal 11
I'm not a zombie just zombicidal
UMadBro69 0
Is it wrong that, that really turned me on!?
Perdition 4
In line with #1, if you have sex too often this is actually pretty common. You essentially teach your body to be at high levels of 'excitement' by having sex very often and/or for extremely long durations. This will de-sensitize your nerves down under, and will make it much harder to reach an ******. Try reducing the number of times you have sex each week to no more than 3-4. You might also want to stop masturbating. Also, if neither of you are sexually attracted to each other, it just might not happen.
gr8koolkat 6
3 - I know this is delayed and has been answered but in the FML she said she knew he faked it :P
zuzupetalsYO 11
82-you are an idiot
sparkrok 8
122 - you're the idiot. 82 had a comment filled with knowledge and insight. how in the hell does that make him or her (i didn't check) an idiot?
drlove78843 6
Better than no sex anytime.
september3 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Yay first and damn that sucks..
kevsnev 7
FAIL -_-
FirstTigerHobbes 13
2- See what happens when you try too hard?
pt_keeda 2
Maybe op needs to suck...
danishbagel 3
The lesson, kids, is don't try. Because if you don't try, you don't fail. ... well at least that should apply to number 2.
Pentium_4 27
sounds like a married couple
mrszane93 5
Start out with lots of foreplay. That should get you two rowdy. lol!
BeefyQueef 5
lol!!!1!!1!!!111!!!!!!111111111
jeob1992 8
Time for a good old fashioned orgy
MrPhucked 0
that movie is hilarious
ohmandapants 17
You guys need to spice things up. That's just sad. Try new things!
biggestfan23 11
Wow talk about pathetic. You guys need to spice it up in some way... Or break up
Michael_92 20
Cause relationships are all about sex right? Oh wait no they aren't.
KrazyKatz3 26
They certainly aren't about lying to your partner about orgasming
PoeSlayer 0
It's people like you that make me want to punch people like you in the face.
tanneriscool 2
Flexing black dude commenting on stuff... Smh. You need to sit down.
biggestfan23 11
Hahaha your funny
KeyboardWarrior 10
Her funny what?
muzy 23
#93 woah what do you mean "people like you" ?
tanneriscool 2
I didn't think you'd have a come back.. Guess I was right.
scottieclark 4
That sucks! Don't give up!!
shutterbug1190 14
Maybe you guys should take a vacation... Spice up your love lives with new surroundings. That's really sad. I flashed back to seinfield though when you said he faked it. How do you know?? Haha
hayfayday 15
Well, if he faked it he wouldn't have finished. She would be able to tell the difference.
loller27 6
you're soul mates then
ravenxcorvinus 9
guys faking orgasms.. what? so did he like have some sort of squirting device attached to his penis, but instead of water that comes out, it's watered down gelatin mixture?? O.o
attatood 8
It's easy to fake an ******, but only during intercourse where she can't see your ejaculation. Just have to moan and shudder a bit. If you really aren't in to it, you're gonna go soft anyway. Been there. Done that. Drunk with an ugly chick.
rexgar2000 10
or the guy could have be wearing a condom and made noises as if he was cuming, then when he pulled out the girl could have noticed there was no sperm in the condom. ever think about that?
DjeePee 25
"It's easy to fake an ******" That can be true, but I think you will notice it as a girl if there is no sperm leaving your body. Anyway, They both deserve it. No compassion from me, if you start to fake an ****** because you are too afraid/lazy to work on your sex life and your spouse does the same, it's your own damn fault.