Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
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Beastz0r 7
Maybe you should guide him rather than faking an ****** which is lame. It would be the best option for both of you.
spitfire35 3
if it's his first time too, give him a break!
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Comments (141)
ChaosInACT 1
*sigh* and now that's all you'll ever get since you did such a great job being a liar. He'll never get better now. Your stuck with it....
signallives 3
I have comments about all of this. A. I understand how a woman can feel pressured by her boyfriend to allow him to finger her. In most experiences, these are teens who aren't ready for this kind of stuff but do not have the nerves to tell their man they are not ready. OP, for future reference don't do things you aren't ready for. B. You should never fake an ******. I have been with my boyfriend for over a year and have still not had an ****** yet. But with him knowing this, we are working together to find out what I like and what he does that feels good to me.
coletrain11 5
Use tongue. Works.
BullletProof 5
I feel your pain. I do not enjoy being fingered myself (kinda just makes me need to pee o.O) but you shouldn't have faked ******. Just let him know that thats not the way to get you off :) trust me, he wont mind finding other ways ;) Also try not doing that singularly, do it while making out so you are aroused and more likely to enjoy it. You have to let you're boy know that you don't like some things. He may be insulted but if you start down this road of miscommunication now the sex is going to SUCK
SkoomaKi 28
Now that you have faked an ******, he's going to think he's a sex god. Congrat-****-ulations.
aquaman95 7
ahh virgins just get it out the way wrap up and do it it will improve your future and save alot of time and tension from the future it is not the 80s
unspeakable1 4
Sucks lol. Well at least u were getting some attention and didn't get recorded jerking off until I came by your sisters friend like I did.
apollo436 11
Wanna fake ****** every time? Or tell him after the first time.
finklefck 5
Maybe I'm a lesbian
The_9th_Doctor 18
I guess he doesn't know to press the button while riding the elevator