Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
sosadbuttrue
Switzerland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bad actor
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Anonymous
Jacksonville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fake it til you make it
Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Hashtag Not All Men, but quite a few, eh?
Today, I was having some fun with a guy, but I had to fake orgasm twice just so he would get out of me it was that shit. Third guy in a row. FML
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
CanWeAllGetOne
Houston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
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bobsanction 18
Instead of fake orgasms, try real communication.
icalledhisname 12
No one should ever fake an ****** for any reason. Either you need to get off or you don’t. It’s possible to enjoy sex without an ******. The best sex I ever had was with a partner where neither of us ever got off, it was about being in the moment. Communication is everything, don’t learn to have sex badly like that, you’re setting yourself up for a very unfulfilling sex life when it can and should be soooo good. If you WANT an ******, you just really need to find what you like to do to make it happen.
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bobsanction 18
Instead of fake orgasms, try real communication.
RichardPencil 32
The avatar is indicating that the OP is male. It's quite a skill for a man to fake an ******. Well done! Your partner has to be pretty gullible or you sell it very well for that to succeed.
MrBlaTi 7
Not neccessarily. Anonymized submissions are always flagged as male afaik. So can be either for all we know
bewareimaninja 5
As a woman that’s something that’s common and will need to do the rest of my life
alex_jaguara 33
Stop being lazy and tell your partner what gets you off.
gingacutie96 9
As a woman, I communicate with my partners and finish every single time at least once. Sometimes more. There are so many valid “I’m a woman” issues but this is not one of them. Don’t pull the woman card on this cause you can’t communicate to men and/or you keep picking guys who don’t care about your pleasure at all
icalledhisname 12
No one should ever fake an ****** for any reason. Either you need to get off or you don’t. It’s possible to enjoy sex without an ******. The best sex I ever had was with a partner where neither of us ever got off, it was about being in the moment. Communication is everything, don’t learn to have sex badly like that, you’re setting yourself up for a very unfulfilling sex life when it can and should be soooo good. If you WANT an ******, you just really need to find what you like to do to make it happen.
TxKitten 8
A piece if advice, that will save you a lot of frustration... don't fake orgasms. Communicate with your partner. If something isn't doing it for you, tell him. If you want to try something, tell him. If you're enjoying something, tell him. Don't lie about enjoying something. Be honest. The most sexually satisfied women are satisfied because they aren't afraid to communicate with their partners.
Brightside86 31
Try different comdom fits. A bad fit reduces sensation by a lot.
It_gets_better 20
Communicate with your partner like everyone is saying, yeah of course. But if you just lost your virginity, don't worry too much! It can take some time and practice for you to learn what you like in a partnered sex scenario.
altpoet1 5
NEVER NEVER NEVER FAKE AN ******!!! How can you expect a man to learn what actually gets you off if you fake it!??!??!??!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wait, you're a guy, it's your first time, and you didn't finish? Huh, apparently I've been lied to for 20+ years about how a guy lasts two minutes his first time.
OxfordPictionary 10
Don't do this fawning bullshit. Never fake an ******.