Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
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Beastz0r 7
Maybe you should guide him rather than faking an ****** which is lame. It would be the best option for both of you.
spitfire35 3
if it's his first time too, give him a break!
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Comments (141)
sexual_girl 15
First of all, faking gets you no where. Have fun never getting an ******, because you fail at communication with your boyfriend. Secondly, 15 minutes really isn't that long. It can take anywhere from 30-60 minutes for a girl to ******. I suggest talking to your boyfriend, and trying new things.
inserclevername 2
Sounds like you guys are young, inexperienced or both, but if you don't talk about it nothing good will come from it.
vampire1618 5
I once got fingered for over an hour, the guy was impressive and I learned I could squirt, multiple times. but yeah faking it doesn't help anyone.
AmberAusgeflippt 13
Are you 12?
flowerfliff 18
I'm sorry but it just sounds weird when you say that somebody "fingered" you.
bunnybean12321 18
dont worry, its acctually very common, I personally had trouble reaching ****** when I woukd be with my girlfriend at first, even just touching myself, people can gey "shy" like you can be comfortable, but your bod subconciously is like "noooo, theres someone around, you vant do this" and it stops you from peaking, and if hes that bad at it, try giving pointers, help guide him to sensetive places and talk about what helps and doesnt help
rupertajm90 15
if you don't let him know how to do it right, he'll keep on doing it the wrong way
failarmy123 11
Story of my life....