Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
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Beastz0r 7
Maybe you should guide him rather than faking an ****** which is lame. It would be the best option for both of you.
spitfire35 3
if it's his first time too, give him a break!
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Comments (141)
davina_fml 0
That's pretty stupid to fake it. instead you shoulda jus showed him how to pleasure you right. if you fake it then your never gunna have a real ******, but if your fine with that get used to faking.
dumdeedum 0
i know what the op means as my boyfriend really wanted to finger me even if i don't like it and i let him but was really sore after cuz he was pretty agressive but since then weve experimented and ive told him what i do an dont like
yc5518 0
Learn to do it...
rawr_ima_dino 0
Haha. Jchansfan is pretty funny!!! but he makes sense :DD
magickiisses 0
if you understood what got you off in the first place you woulda told him, so dont bitch bout your guy not knowing what gets you off when you dont even know.
Lexie_V 0
Holy shit that made me laugh XD
COBRAMORPH 0
Its not about your pleasure, its about the man.Also, YDI for being an unmarried ****. If you have an ******, its because he allowed you to.
TheCalendarGirl 5
There is so much wrong with this, I don't even know where to start. Oh, wait, how about with Shut the **** up and do the world a favor, you idiotic uneducated misogynistic pig.
ursonotknowin 6
#56. ur great. Bo Burnam all the way, man
swimchick_claire 0
don't worry, i had to go through an hour of that.
Dannii99 0
ahaha i pissed my pants when i read this cause i had to do that with my boyfriend too!