Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
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Top comments
Beastz0r 7
Maybe you should guide him rather than faking an ****** which is lame. It would be the best option for both of you.
spitfire35 3
if it's his first time too, give him a break!
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Comments (141)
campbellshayla73 0
wen I let my bf finger me the 1st time it was more weird than good bcuz my parents were in the other room but we tried it when we were alone it was more fun. We both liked it better the next time.
screwlife23 0
what does "op" mean?
Chocolate_Chunk 2
it means "use your ******* brain and figure it out or use a ******* search engine, you idiot"
alliexo2011 2
wow, you're an ass.
wowthatissad 9
It means "original poster" which is the creator of the post. The person who wrote this is referred to as OP
PhoenixFiend 0
Oh the joys of being a lesbian. But just like everyone else says, let him know. If he gets offended, then that's where problems would be. "You orgasmed last time. I think I know what I'm doing pshaw" ^ that'd be the OP's fault lol.
kittylover12345 0
how do girls get orgasms i no all bout guys but how do girls war happens
ehh_why_not 6
Google it, hun. You can find allllll of the information you need(;
kaitlyn3xo 0
that's not his fault. orgasms aren't always that easy to achieve
much2blunt 0
#67 I agree
annie_marie 0
this happened to me too but i faked because i started getting bored :/
nullfactor 0
Communication goes a LONG way. When my wife and I were "new at it", my wife communicated with me - what she liked and what she didn't. That communication was responsible for us to still be crazy about each other 10 years down the road. Communicate! Your key to a happy intimate life!
amiegh 0
my boyfriend fingers me everytime before sex..to get things going
ninja_9881 0
show him how to finger u right them give him a bj so he wont feel bad