Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
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Top comments
cuz803 46
Maybe I live under a rock. Or maybe I just wouldn't understand cause I've never been sexually active. But this is the first time in my life someone faked an ****** cause they thought it was sexy
Ambrily 27
I don't get it OP, do you mean you never get real orgasms with your boyfriend?
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Comments (8)
cuz803 46
Maybe I live under a rock. Or maybe I just wouldn't understand cause I've never been sexually active. But this is the first time in my life someone faked an ****** cause they thought it was sexy
kfchicken 31
you mean sexy?
cuz803 46
Yeah sorry. My memory is garbage
Ambrily 27
I don't get it OP, do you mean you never get real orgasms with your boyfriend?
peterblackmer91 12
You thought faking it would be sexy?
Hempseed 27
In what universe would faking an ****** ever be considered sexy, by anyone?
bleachedraven 14
I don't think fake it till you make it counts with orgasms 🤣 Yor're just missing out.
Kameron Kriese 11
Damn, you beat me to the punchline
HAtEEONiHt 2
your answer is "get head"
randybryant799 21
Why would faking it be sexy?
wrenavery90 12
I don't get it. Why would faking be sexy?