Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
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ShadowLor 19
O.o How the hell does a guy fake it?? Seriously, anyone? Enlighten me?
Lilcommentaddict 0
I guess he was having a HARD time?
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Comments (162)
Blondie08_fml 0
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aha first biatches u all can smd***
bettadenne1 0
well at least u kno what to do now but how do u fake tht? did u not notice it when he actually didnt...well..go?
yuchen 3
WTF never knew guys can fake lol
racerapj 10
Maybe he faked a limp?
saviisneat 0
if he is inside her he could fake it. but if he goes on her face or mouth or something then no he can't. unless she thinks that all guys don't ejaculate.
chemqueen20 0
I totally disagree that if he's inside her, he could fake it. I can always tell ;) think about it
ilysweetcupcake 1
So did she spit or swallow???
ilysweetcupcake 1
WTF that's not where I wanted to comment. (shakes head)
ilysweetcupcake 1
Comment for 34, so did she spit or swallow? I must know!!!
drewm2010 0
hahahahahahahaha everybody look at Matt iz icys picture!! hahahahahahahaha
koolitaliano 0
yeah, same! and I'm a guy as well!!
Blue_Coconuts 7
Murda 1? Lol..... I... I just don't know what to say lol... Also it's easy for a guy to fake. Especially if you wear a condom. I've done it before when I got bored cuz the girl sucked...
chelsrageous 0
lmao
look_its_me 0
yes, guys can fake it. not very hard to, either
marleytooyou 0
ydi for not knowing
zac12345 0
watch out for 53, I think he used to pop pills but now he iz just icy yo. that and getting double teamed from behind
schnitzel5 0
yeah I'm not sure how he could have faked it
dumbbitchhater2 0
53's an inside out oreo. black inside and white outside
hehe_oops 2
yeah I mean can't you tell when there's not, like, wet patch or any cum on you or anything? still bad luck though
knight0748 5
yea guys can totally fake it if we wanted to. First of all, cumming doesn't mean a ******, it just means finishing for us guys. an ****** is suppose to feel like an explosion, total release of build up pleasures. and yes, I've faked it. Girls, please learn some techniques and don't leave everything up to us.
HeresReality 0
for those who don't understand, he wa probably using a condom, so she would have never really noticed unless she paid special attemtion
loodles 0
what's sex
muffduff101 0
yea it's possible to fake when the girl sucks ass.. Sooo ladies PLZ IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO JUST ASK .... OR WATCH **** if ur to shy to ask
vergaso 0
to whoever said it 53 is not an inside out Oreo or anything like that the proper term is wanna be or wangsta and it's ******* hilarious how hard he is trying hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
MrPresidentBoss1 0
I'm a guy I've faked it. after a while I just got bored. she liked it, and doesn't know I faked it.
devl24 0
lol @ 101^^
karatekidcatblue 0
Really? Really?
raawwa 0
reply to 102. you think you know. haha tell.
jorgebell17 0
haha that sucks sooo much. maybe you should try new moves
WolfsGuns 0
does any one remember an fml exactly like this?
Wildee 0
I remember it :)
smiley1014 23
obviously you were doing something wrong. just be glad you finally got it right
snowking_fml 0
pretty sure if u c the white stuff he ain't faking it
Emrysa 1
If it's faking anytime you have to force yourself to go early, because 'you did it' then it's also faking anytime a woman gets off using her finger as stimulation, even if you're inside her at the time, since 'she did it.'
amazingjane 0
ummmm that's more of a FHL.
You_Just_Failed 0
i agree with 34, guys can have crappy ******
dave650 0
if u hear: "oh we are gonna go all night... wait baby don't move! awww I'm sorry" -turk (scrubs)
dirtycharley12 0
how is that even possible
imsoscrewd 2
Its a direct link between tecticles and the urethra
smiley1014 23
obviously you were doing something wrong. just be glad you finally got it right
fualignment 0
or maybe he was going through the highlight reel
Saarr 0
Omg wtf, never heard something like this before..
marianrove95 0
#9, saarr, is that a pic of a girl kissin a girl? just wandering.
wtfsauce 0
wondering, moron.
burnnnydi 0
no it's wander...wonder as in wonder worker miracles etc.
PhoenixFiend 0
Wander as in wandering around. It's wonder.
Lilcommentaddict 0
I guess he was having a HARD time?
chrihot4 0
lmfao
KittenLuvs1212 0
haha u r funny. yay puns!
frank_b102 9
This pun took me a LONG time to get...
fualignment 0
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you're a dumbass for not knowing it until now...I mean comon
ShadowLor 19
O.o How the hell does a guy fake it?? Seriously, anyone? Enlighten me?
BenLarge1 0
Thinking of someone else?
zrxcriminal 0
make a funny face
RAWRstover 4
maybe he wasn't really faking it, he was just having one of those crappy orgasms. I know there's two kinds. there's one that's just like okay I'm done, and isn't that pleasurable. but then there's the other kind that's like ahhhhhhhhh heeeelllllllllll. maybe he just finally had the latter of the two?
gooseneckk 0
lol u spit on her back when you pull out. Dane cook said it in that one movie when he got paid to act like a dick.
aardvarkish 17
by just quitting
upintheorange 5
I LOVED that movie. what was it called? Kate Hudson was in it too. aw man, now it's gonna bother me until I remember.
luna4545 4
my best friends girl
SneezyBear 27
#Shadowlor, this is gonna be TMI but well, you did ask to be enlightened. I've only been with two guys in my life (talking serious relationships, I did date another guy for 2 months in first-year uni where nothing really happened - not counting him), so I can't account for everybody but I do know some things; some guys can 'twitch' their, um, instrument, to some degree (only when it's hard). Let's just say (especially if the girl was inexperienced) - it could feel a lot like ****** contractions if she didn't know any different. And as someone else said, he could have been wearing a condom, quickly pulled out without her noticing... in fact, if he wasn't wearing one it may have been even easier to get away with faking it. Most girls don't have much nerve endings at their cervix, they have more at the entrance of the ******. If she was on the pill and he came inside her, there's a good chance she couldn't actually feel the 'material' (as someone else put it), she'd just judge from the contractions, the moans, facial expressions.. what have you. There you go. I hope you feel enlightened.
pastafanatic 13
You just do it doggy style and be like "aaahhh I'm cumming!!" And spit on their back a lil.