Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML
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Top comments
CrunkCupcake97 2
your life is not effed cause you didn't get a 100$ bill that wasn't yours.
wickeddrummajor 0
That ****** sucks man!
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Comments (101)
dasauto 0
i think he meant "dont you hate it when you drop money". but FYL
e11ie 0
No, I definitely think he meant "Don't you hate it when you were about to pick up the money and then I beat you to it."
dick_gozinya_ 0
haha. fyl
CDS09 0
I think #1 is right, and even if he isnt, it wasnt your money, so who cares, no gain no loss. You got your hopes up for a few seconds.
chunkiemonkie 0
well id call it and fml because i wouldn't be so mad about the $100 bill, but i would super pissed if some asshole said "don't you just hate it when that happens?", because hes just rubbing it in your face. i woulda clocked him
Whininghippo 0
I know this has nothing to do with #1, and I'm doing this just to be on top... but... I call shenanigans. Doesn't seem likely enough to meh, but that's just me.
kaytee05 0
hahaha run up to him punch him in the face n say " dontcha hate when that happens?!" then take the money(: hahA he would understand(:
forgettingsunday 0
just kick him in the balls and be like "aw, don't you just HATE it when that happens?"
zendaddy0 0
when you hear a guy say that you have to think he has had his own thing like that happen to him just let him have it
mickatopolis 2
I agree with you plus i think alot of fmls are fake or overexagetated
wickeddrummajor 0
That ****** sucks man!
0___0 9
Yeah, I know! That could have made your day, then he just rubbed it in your face ;[ I probably would have done the same though.. how evil.
elliebutton 0
Dasauto, no one cares, And also at the OP, fyl.
dasauto 0
being first matters. if you're first, you have to say it! you just have to...
Dbeicher 0
No, you just need to stop being an immature little hiney hole. Seriously, any intelligent person could look at this page. And if any intelligent person really really wanted to see who was first, they could probably just look. I assume the reason you think it is neccessary though is because you never learned how to count and need to be told. I'm sorry your stupid. OP, you should have sneakily pantsed him and asked the same question. I think that would have punctuated the situation perfectly
Dbeicher 0
Im sorry my post further along will seem repetative. For some reason this ^ didn't show when i origionaly posted it so i decided to try again. I apologize once again
Sun_Kissed18 25
It doesnt matter at all, actually. The "FIRST" people bother me, but the people who criticize the "FIRST" people bother me more! Just let them be ( and I realize I'm being a tad hypocritical here but whateves ;) )
Amysbodybetrayal 0
And the people who critize the people who critize the people who say "FIRST" bother me the most! Haha, just kidding. :P If being first on an FML post is the most exciting in their life, then FML for them. Don't make their life sadder than it already is! They just need to be loved!
Hich17 0
Hey dbeicher, he may be stupid, but at least he knows how to spell "you're".
Dbeicher 0
good point. I have problems with those three ^-^
blechblech 0
mlia
Bryan13_fml 0
that just sucks
CrunkCupcake97 2
your life is not effed cause you didn't get a 100$ bill that wasn't yours.
bballsoccerrocks 7
Ikr
thisbrokenpuzzle 0
It's not like that bill was yours in the first place. Plus who the hell loses an 100$ bill anyway?
Fop 6
...What? Oh, wow, my life's ****** because another petty thief stole the money I was going to steal. Poor me. Guessing that you posted the FML out of disappointment, this is a complete YDI.
sublime93 0
Idk i understood it as the guy had put the bill there on purpose, then waited to see who would try & pick it up so he could snatch it. I might be wrong though
tournamentdecide 33
It isn't really thievery if it was money on the ground with no form of ID. You can't tell me that, as a kid, you didn't get excited and pick a quarter up off of the ground. Unless you find it in a wallet where the ID is or saw the person who dropped the money, then OP wouldn't have been a thief.
Pointy130 0
DasAuto, you're a douchebag.
pwnrzero 0
yes, yes we do. dude, get over it. its a 100 bucks. unless you live in a developing country, or 3rd world, and need the cash, or lost your job or something, stop being a whiner. grow up and be a man.