Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. I've just realized that I could have spent $30 on an Uber or Lyft to my parents' place to grab the other set of keys instead of calling a locksmith and paying $280 for him to drill a hole through my doorknob, rendering all my keys useless. FML
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Thoko_fml 0
Whichever one has windows that are cheaper to replace.
Illyssa_fml 4
Well, if you broke into your car, you'd still need to break into your house to get inside..sooo I'd say break into your house that way you don't need to break in your car :)
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Comments (183)
scribz 0
well. looks like someone needs to learn to keep spare keys under the door mat!
Astroman129 7
I disagree with #1. Doormats are popular spots for hiding spare keys and such. Do it in a more secluded area.
pinkpillowz 0
wouldn't your house be easier? unless you have alarms...
MAGNAVOX 0
what about the top of the floor mat? If there was a thief trying to break in, when they lift the mat the key can fly away.
Astroman129 7
14, he'd probably see the key first. And even if he didn't, he'd still probably hear it when it hits something.
Shaggy_92 5
yea and then they can hear it clinging and get it... = they brake in. personally I'd shoot someone if they broke in. hide it under a rock or bury it deep enuf to where it's no noticeable and easy to get to
MAGNAVOX 0
just buy a huge German Shepard then. problem solved.
EricErection69 0
like I'd pick on the top of the door
rudiznell 0
that's a lie beacuase they can disable the code system :P
Fentown_fml 4
You have a terrible ear for sarcasm 22 :P
KingDingALing 9
What the **** are you talking about, 22? Flying keys? Shit, I'd love to know what you're smoking...
KingDingALing 9
Shit! I meant 14, not 22.
MAGNAVOX 0
Harry potter? WTF? ok!?? people do have bad ears sarcasm..
MAGNAVOX 0
*for
the101dan 0
22 - you're a fkn douche...
Astroman129 7
87- so true.
legonut6 0
YDI for being stupid and not having AAA!
gibby1235 6
really.
wasup21 0
how can you lock yourself out of your house without the keys?
B4SK3TB4IL 0
get a thin tree branch and put it down the window bay. not that I would know
ManBearP1g 0
What about a fake rock?
talim_fml 3
Lots of houses have locks that lock from the inside without needing a key.
the_flirtt 0
I'm guessing you picked car ?
MichieBabiie 0
Well, I say you go into your house because if you break into the car you still need the house keys.
hayleybayy 0
if you break into your car you still have to break into your house. so just break into your house and get the car keys :)
bosskidz20 2
leaving the key in the car is good because no one could steal your car key.
kitgurl100 0
I don't understand, wouldn't your house keys be with your car keys? I keep me house and car key on the same ring:/
covertsofasquad 0
your fckin retarded aren't you?
kitgurl100 0
163- I was talking to the people who were saying that she would have to break into the house if she broke into her car first, so shut the **** up you dumbass
OhzTP 7
Well that escalated quickly
Bartimaeus 7
That sucks
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
I'm surprised they let retards drive...
Thoko_fml 0
Whichever one has windows that are cheaper to replace.
rockyraccoon28 8
my thoughts exactly.
Hoplaka 0
But the house may have a security system. :P And the car.. might have one too.
Peacemaker9 7
what a bust op!!!
ClaireBear9087 0
i vote car
NuMuzik 0
I'll will go with both...if you gonna do one might as well do both
ClaireBear9087 0
very true!
Dudeitsnuri 0
I say house cuz if he breaks into his car he will only get his car keys but no house keys but if he breaks into the house he will get house keys and spare for the carkeys so It will cost him less money
FallenNevermorE 0
my thoughts exactly :p
Illyssa_fml 4
Well, if you broke into your car, you'd still need to break into your house to get inside..sooo I'd say break into your house that way you don't need to break in your car :)
EmoKidsSayRawr 0
smarty :p
JustinKingr 0
.....it says the house keys are in the car
Telinaa 0
It says the house keys are in the house. Read it again, Einstein. c:
venusvsmars 2
"I realized I locked my house keys inside the house"
88yasha 7
hahaha u all smart ones!!
Zhu8 5
what If he has a Garage door opener?
shakethat 10
what's the garage door opener going to do when the door is locked? he needs inside the house not just in the garage. I lock my doors everyday.
Kanvis78 0
130 , not so bright, eh? Most garages open into kitchens or laundry rooms, etc. . Open garage = access to inside of house. You must be homeless. I apologize.
Igor_g5 0
Most people with a brain lock the door from the garage to the house. Besides most people don't keep garage door openers in their pocket.
far_east 6
pfft @ 31 it says the keys are in the house you sped.. learn to read before trying to make a smartass comment. dick
Jojo0607 1
Agreed
j_729 18
No, my house doesn't do that and trust me, I'm not homeless
mattman1994 0
sucks that you're not the person from the FML above this one
Schizomaniac 24
Ahaha. Nice.
Cabbotage 0
nice
Wire54321 7
I have to agree with # 10
chili10 18
and I thought I was forgetful haha
far_east 6
you are very radiant
fyourlife1991 0
11 your hot
fullmetalshrimp 0
LMFAO.. funniest thing I've read all day.