Today, my sister's boyfriend came over to the house. I thought I would be nice and cook them both a dinner along with my own. Mine took a little longer to cook, so they ate before me and went back to her bedroom. I ate alone to the sound of them having fun. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent two hours making dinner for my boyfriend's family. When I brought it over to their house they said "thanks" and didn't bother to invite me to stay to eat it. FML
Today, I bought ingredients for one of my favorite meals and went home to take a nap. When I woke up, my sister had cooked them for everyone else in the house, who ate it all without me. I was told that I shouldn't be angry, but instead proud of my adult sister because, "She cooked!" FML
Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML
Today, I spent hours cooking an amazing dinner for my family, who had just gotten home from a trip, so we could spend some time together because I'd started to miss everyone. When they got home, they saw it all laid out and just took plates to their room, without even telling me they were home. FML
Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML
Today, I invited a friend over for dinner and spent hours preparing a fancy meal. When I opened the door, he walked in with his new girlfriend, his mom, his sister, and his dog. I barely had enough food for one, let alone five. I ended up serving my fancy meal on paper plates. FML
Today, I wanted to be alone for once, so I went out for dinner, planning to go to the cinema afterwards. My sister ambushed me at the restaurant because she’d heard I was stressed out and wanted to be alone, so she thought she should keep me company while I was alone to make me feel better. FML
Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
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FYLDeep 26
They didn't want to wait too long for dessert.
playalovegame 0
fyl... at least they left the room first.
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JessieWallis 0
hahaha! first :)
d119 0
lol did you put an aphrodisiac in their meal haha
bettadenne1 0
well at least u have food while ppl are starving in africa...selfish jerk.
RaptorJeezus 1
Did someone say threesome? OH YEEAAH! *Pelvic thrust*
leighxxx998 0
wow that's so rude!
someone2me2 1
the answer is poison
ChocolateTazer 0
Should've asked to join. And lol RaptorJeezus.
Allybuns 0
uh no maybe if op was a girl but who has sex with there sister?
george456 0
Wincest!
louisstephen 8
so uncalled for u ****...
acoti 0
That's what happens when you're nice. People take advantage, whether intentional or not. Don't stop being nice though.
silentfog 0
it would be a brother sister and boyfriend threesome what's wrong with you guys
fsxman1 11
me ;)
metalfan333 0
hahahah 71!!! xD wincest!!
black_knight402 0
60 that be ur average southern redneck
mcme 0
Lol did u put Viagra in the dinner you gave to the guy hopefully?
GENeSiS_32 0
Oh **** off, queer bag.
AA357 0
hahhhahahahaha I was gonna say that
cincyboy 0
if you are a boy if I were you I would have beat the shit out of your sisters boyfriend and then kicked his ass out
ryguy1997 0
shoulda put laxatives in 'em so they crapped in the middle of it.
kinkajoujennie 0
yucky!
Yaseeher 0
Thank God i have an Iphone ...and headphones. FYL
garuru 4
op is eating sandwhich ( takes a bite ) ohh yea put in your mouth! haha
polarbear101 0
Ikr hahaha
jackjackisme 0
that's what you get for making your sister and her boyfriend dinner
Rickymonkeypants 0
lol tween =)
ChocolateTazer 0
Ignorance is on a telling-off spree damn.
tinkerbell1357 0
Ima tween and I'm polite.. yay me
Peacemaker9 7
98- yay u now **** u...... srry I couldn't resist saying that ....... I'm jking honestly I am I'm not really trying to be mean.......I thought it wood be funny is all........
gev 0
two words: three some.
Yaseeher 0
that's 4(four) words.
greendaygirl999 5
I think if they thought she would be good in a threesome, they would have asked her. Obviously she's not.
blaaaaakely 0
wincest?
Peacemaker9 7
lol 7 is a win!!!!!!
b52man 6
Dude that's messed up it's his sister
Eddie_Paints 0
You shoulda stayed on the kitchen! (And made some sammiches for when they were done!
FYLDeep 26
There's a guy about 3 FML's up that sure would appreciate a sandwhich.
HamsteronA 0
haha lol dude
CallMeHush 1
Dinner music!
FYLDeep 26
They didn't want to wait too long for dessert.
x805xUnknown 6
Dinner and an audio?!
bugmenotmofo 34
op is a man dipshits
fisheatsbear 6
and because of the revelation of op's gender i now think op is gay