Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Today, I finally addressed why my boyfriend started calling me "love bug" since we haven't used pet names in the entirety of our 2 year relationship. His response? "because I love you but you bug the shit out of me. It seemed appropriate." FML
Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML
Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years admitted why his pet name for me is "his beautiful swan". Apparently, the first few years we were dating, he and his friends secretly referred to me as "the ugly duckling" because my sister was so much hotter. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I'm on a diet. I was compelled to start it when the only pet name my boyfriend could think of for me yesterday was, "My baby elephant." FML
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climbthoserocks 6
pita?
sourgirl101 29
I thought "pita" was a type of bread. Now it means pain in the ass? I will never be able to eat my gyros the same way.(:
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Comments (174)
Wynton 0
give that pain in the ass a hug in sympathy
wDeemish 0
Hahaha couldn't you like ask or something :)? and he's really an asshole for doing that <.< just leave him aye?
Brandi_Faith 34
Love your pic!!
sourgirl101 29
pita pita pita I so want to eat ya!
LMAOLOLROFLPMSL 0
Lol!!
ashrandom 0
pita... that would just make me want a pita :| either way he's a douche :)
ShadyFTW1 0
Fail attempt to be clever
tubz84 2
what else did you think he meant by it?! the type of ******* bread?
treasurechest 0
acronym = opposite of..................................
Zebidee 9
Words.
SupermanXL 3
opposite of = antonym. but we appreciate the effort.
jakeisawake 3
I'm fairly certain there isn't such thing as an opposite of acronym. What word would mean the opposite of abbreviated, sequential letters that combine together spelling out a word?
golfchick84 0
um... supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? hah iPhone try auto spell correcting that one!
bandgeekgirl0125 7
antonym = opposite of... acronym = "a word formed from the initial letters of other words" (quoted straight from a dictionary)
DakotaCat 4
I am sorry to hear that pita
yeahreally 6
clever and messed up at the same time.