Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Today, I finally addressed why my boyfriend started calling me "love bug" since we haven't used pet names in the entirety of our 2 year relationship. His response? "because I love you but you bug the shit out of me. It seemed appropriate." FML
Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML
Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years admitted why his pet name for me is "his beautiful swan". Apparently, the first few years we were dating, he and his friends secretly referred to me as "the ugly duckling" because my sister was so much hotter. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I'm on a diet. I was compelled to start it when the only pet name my boyfriend could think of for me yesterday was, "My baby elephant." FML
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climbthoserocks 6
pita?
sourgirl101 29
I thought "pita" was a type of bread. Now it means pain in the ass? I will never be able to eat my gyros the same way.(:
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Comments (174)
Jakyre 0
lol.... Pita.... cute :)
softballer22 0
I call my brother a pita all the time! haha
Icequeen2221 0
Wow...thats all I can say
ASA5G 2
he called you pita and you didnt ask where it came from? lol
MeganCello 8
I used that acronym for the bratty clique at my school. "Oshit, the pita's are coming! AHHHH!" But no seriously. My mom came up with it. XD
EvilDave 13
Stop being a pain in the ass to him. This may involve breaking up with him, which you probably won't do.
not_kidding 0
I've definitely seen this one before...
Red_Razzle93 0
I call my sister PITA!
skatingzooyork 0
hahahahahaha you're the dumbass who didn't know what PITA meant!! Your boyfriend just exploited it!
ratmbola 0
well youre dumb cause acronym means opposite so this isn't a fml