Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping, so before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
Today, I tried on a dress for prom. It took a while to zip, but I insisted it'd fit. I asked for help. When the lady finally managed to zip all the way, the dress completely ripped at the seams. Not only did I have to pay $169 for it, but the lady told me, “We have more dresses in the plus-sized section!” FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML
Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML
Today, I was shopping, and tried on a skirt that was a size smaller than usual, thinking that I would fit in. Not only did it not fit, neither I nor the sales assistant could get it off me, because the zip got stuck. She had to cut me out of it. FML
Today, I went to buy my prom dress. I felt really good as I walked out of the dressing room, until someone walked out of the room next to me wearing the same dress, and looked better in it than I did. It was a man buying it for his drag show. FML
Today, I finally lost enough weight to fit into the beautiful dress that I ordered for my senior prom. I graduated from high school in 2010. FML
Today, my dad informed me that my prom dress makes me look chubby from the side, gives me "back fat", and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking like that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
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chapelsen 0
You do realise that your body changes. Even if you weighted less than you did in high school, your hips have changed, therefore you'll never be able to fit into teenage clothing again. That's why there's separate teen and women's sections....it's the cut of the clothing.
purplestuff_fml 0
aww.. maybe you should have took it off when you realised the zipper was hard to do up?
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willubmyrubbaduk 0
aw! first :)
Sam_13161821 0
ahaha i bet you weren't even going to work out, you just said that so we wouldn't think you're a fatty xD
lazorzpewpew 0
Everyone I know who graduated with me gained 10lbs+ in the last year... time to hit up the Gym!
NeverBAckDown_fml 0
ahahaha happened to my mom!!! xD
suzy_jean 8
well yah duh she had a kid. what you expect
acertijo 0
omg :S That's terrible, :O
theluckygirl28 8
Better work out a bit more..... FYL
shinkdog 0
should have worked out before you tried it on
purplestuff_fml 0
aww.. maybe you should have took it off when you realised the zipper was hard to do up?
thinkpink 0
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Yeahhhh....so, run an extra ten miles today, and don't eat anything
chapelsen 0
You do realise that your body changes. Even if you weighted less than you did in high school, your hips have changed, therefore you'll never be able to fit into teenage clothing again. That's why there's separate teen and women's sections....it's the cut of the clothing.
fretforyerlatte 0
pretty much everybody puts on a few after high school. don't feel bad. wait'll you have kids....ugh.