Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, I made a trip that would usually takes three hours, but took over five thanks to holiday traffic, to comfort my best friend after another breakup with her horrible boyfriend. We'd planned to go and watch the fireworks; instead she completely ghosted me in this strange town so she and him could "work things out." FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
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Top comments
theman34 0
**** no that bitch did not say that
Namenlos_fml 20
Say no. How nicely you say it and how you go about doing it are up to you, but if you have an ounce of dignity, you won't stay. She doesn't deserve you - not even as a friend.
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Comments (73)
theman34 0
**** no that bitch did not say that
ffmmllyaya 0
what's the big deal she sounds mature and responsible, which is more than I can say for most people
Blooman 1
I agree with #65
vehementbitch 4
Mmmmmm 1! i think that bitch just did!
Iceman225 11
what a selfish bitch.
joshhh11 0
hopefully that's the first time that has happened
Mustardnight 3
* shifty eyes* Did you... Did you do her?
Peroxide 3
Whats your name young man? ah ah pee...ah ah tear...ah ah griffin, ye...yeah peter griffen....ah crap
Mustardnight 3
Rofl!
FR35H 0
Man I feel for you but what more can you do other than accept it? Well you could get her back.
Maddoctor 10
You can also make her pay for gas! At least that would probably be the first thing I'd think of, beside the fact that my heart just got broken.
RedDevel96 5
burn the house down only logical thing to do next
Graphix 0
Bang her mom. That will work, to your satisfaction atleast.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I was thinking the sister, dog, or father if applicable.
lickmyjock 0
I bet you could still get head from her.
Nic_hole 0
What a *****, that's so wrong
Twinklestar 0
Tell her friends set each other up, and can she please arrange a date for you with her sister/best friend.
FR35H 0
You should get even
nikkers 0
omg she sounds delightful.. that whole year meant nothin to her clearly so you dont owe her anything... just cut all ties n tell her to FOAD