Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML
Today, my girlfriend dropped me off for a class and I accidentally closed my exceptionally baggy pants in the passenger door. She didn't notice and started to drive away. I spent the next fifteen seconds being dragged across rough pavement with my pants around my ankles. FML
Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
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Top comments
angryseatroll 5
Wow. Stupid. YDI. Unless you were driving how could you forget? And if you were going to meet him anyways you still needed to talk on the phone. Instead of talking to your mom. Don't focus only on your BF. Parents need attention too.
untalented1 0
how is it still ok even if he takes them off? they're your favourite jeans...
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angryseatroll 5
Wow. Stupid. YDI. Unless you were driving how could you forget? And if you were going to meet him anyways you still needed to talk on the phone. Instead of talking to your mom. Don't focus only on your BF. Parents need attention too.
Mordred_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Stfu, #1. You're no judge of what she should and shouldn't do. Get over yourself. Anyway, OP, that had to be embarrassing. I know how it is to forget your surroundings when you're on the phone sometimes. FYL.
lolbethanyxx 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
and obviously, #16, you didn't realize that #1 is just a troll. XD lrn2internet kthnx. ;]
angryseatroll 5
Everyone judges on this website. So don't curse me out.
tpag3r 0
ohhhh snapp!
americayay 0
Agreed, lol. This website is here for the sole purpose of judging people. OP, generally speaking, if you're old enough to be having sex at an appropriate age, it's not usually that big of a deal if your parents hear a reference. If that's not the case, YDI. Otherwise, mildly embarrassing.
angryseatroll 5
Thank you! I mean even if you agree with the person, it's still judging them. I hate flame wars. Which is what that person was trying to start. And to the other person, I'm not a troll. Not at all.
Jotham 0
@82 Your name says it all. :)
the_stereotype 0
what are you talking about? it's angry seat roll. why is there such a big fuss about the name? ;)
angryseatroll 5
Ok. Fair enough. I can see how. AngryseaTROLL. But actually it's not related to FML. It's a universal username for me. AND it has something to do with a book. But I'm not a troll. For the third time.
Veni_13 0
Troll.
lolbethanyxx 0
This whole conversation made me lawl.
lolbethanyxx 0
and also, yeah, sorry for calling you a troll then. Even though it isn't a bad thing. I originally made this to be a trolling account. It's all for the lulz. ^___^
YDIBITCHES 0
"We didn't start the flamewar people were already hatin on it "fore I left my comment" if you don't know what that is from you are a epic n00b
YDIBITCHES 0
"Epic pwnage!!"
HamsteronA 0
I see it as angry sea troll, not seat roll. unless you were trolling aswell
Sniper3000 0
lmao. lmao!!! fyl indeed.
fmlbrofml 0
Follower i would say. No,? Bro, 2 wrongs dont make a right,(;
WillxClassic 1
Troll
firenighthawk 3
first
lologirl419 0
YOU FAIL.
Bud_fml 16
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dumass30 0
I'm the first person to leave a comment!!!!! Anyway FYL
Bud_fml 16
Again... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Antonio718 0
Your name fits your action
jmspin 0
years later they will discover that dumass30 suffers from mental retardation
angryseatroll 5
Actually neither of you are first. And that is irrelavant. Nobody cares. People will care if you actually leave and intellegent comment.
CluelessOne 0
You care enough to post about it.
mutantcow 0
It would help if you could spell 'intelligent'.
CaptainCrunch_fml 0
and irrelevant and "AN"
kei1108 13
wow you people are being immature.. just because someone says "no one cares" does not mean that they care.. seriously. could you please end this cliche conversation be and leave her alone too? I cant believe you guys actually needed someone to tell you that..
Razormeat 0
SEATROLL Just shut up, stop trying to act so smart and put others down, just focus On the ******* fml. You are so ******* annoying, I read a few of your comments and you need to shut the **** up. Smartass.
untalented1 0
how is it still ok even if he takes them off? they're your favourite jeans...
Ret_fml 0
If you don't understand what she was implying, you're not old enough to be on this website.
untalented1 0
the implication was obvious. what isn't obvious is the fact that she's deeply upset about her favourite jeans being ripped but then she says it's ok because of a factor that doesn't affect the situation involving her favourite jeans - the situation being that the jeans are ripped.
Leafhead 0
this actually makes sense. though the FML is obvious, him taking them off will not help her rip situation at all.
AcidicNerdyChick 6
I think shes saying that her boyfriend taking her pants off to have sex still isn't going to fix the rip in them therefore she'll still be upset about her favourite jeans being ripped. Use. Your. Heads.
iljajlm 4
Haha I moded this one and I got quite the laugh out of it. I can totally see it happening. Be more careful about what you say OP. Not a smart move on your part.
evan_7899 28
Clearly you did not because you don't have the badge
myhairynutsack 0
YDI, this isn't a real FML, more like an oops.
Intoxicunt 6
Threesome with your mom? You twisted little girl!
pinkfrogsoup 0
how do you forget your mom is in the car? just wondering
amaranthphantom 0
Exactly. YDI for being a retard
DomK 0
Exactly. YDI.
Medea_FTW 0
You know what's worse than this non-FML? The idiot who "modded" it and allowed it to be posted. YOU SUCK.
iljajlm 4
If you don't like an FML then don't ******* bitch about it in a comment.
Medea_FTW 0
**** you. I'll bitch about whatever the **** I want, and if you don't like it, don't reply to my comment. :D
iljajlm 4
Alright have fun being a bitch then.
jellyfish_ftw 0
I LIKE TOAST
jellyfish_ftw 0
agreed. thank you for an intelligent YDI, for once.
Harrymeister 0
talk about completely random lol
gothymama 0
Yes, and if you use "u" instead of actually typing out Y-O-U, you look like an even bigger dumbass.
ky_stone22 0
@ 11: YOU SWALLOW!