Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
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Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Today, I finally addressed why my boyfriend started calling me "love bug" since we haven't used pet names in the entirety of our 2 year relationship. His response? "because I love you but you bug the shit out of me. It seemed appropriate." FML
Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML
Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years admitted why his pet name for me is "his beautiful swan". Apparently, the first few years we were dating, he and his friends secretly referred to me as "the ugly duckling" because my sister was so much hotter. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I'm on a diet. I was compelled to start it when the only pet name my boyfriend could think of for me yesterday was, "My baby elephant." FML
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climbthoserocks 6
pita?
sourgirl101 29
I thought "pita" was a type of bread. Now it means pain in the ass? I will never be able to eat my gyros the same way.(:
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aback 5
Just cut to the chase and start calling him "Asshole".
hansbans11 0
Maybe you wouldn't have that nickname if you weren't a pain in the ass. this was pretty funny.
jackygirl2 0
Now i know why my friends would laugh when they asked me what type of bread i was eating when i said, "pita" bread. More like pain in the ass bread....
triggerit 5
it is very important - pain on who's ass?
SilenceIsSilver 0
Call him hummus... Happily under my momma's.... Sack I dunno
sweet_candy_ 17
lol isn't that Arabic food?
MissaGirl1 9
if you are an A or B cup, he might be calling you 'flatbread'.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#66 Whoa there!! A and B cups aren't flat. They have boob-age there, otherwise they wouldn't be wearing a bra at all.
MissaGirl1 9
or maybe he means he wants to eat you out..,
rockyraccoon28 8
"AWWWW he called me pita!!!!1!!!1!11!!!! he really loves me!!" no.
iheartglasses 0
Pita is a cute pet name? Its a type of bread. How is that cute in any way? Then again, people call each other honey bun and muffin. I guess I need to hit the snack cake/bread isle at my local Walmart to pick out a pet name for my boyfriend..
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
May I recommend a few? Bearclaw DingDong HoHo Devil Dog
phatdaddy62 23
yea. I like to call my wife hoho.
SHY_3M0_K1D 0
thts y u look stuff up!!