Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Today, I finally addressed why my boyfriend started calling me "love bug" since we haven't used pet names in the entirety of our 2 year relationship. His response? "because I love you but you bug the shit out of me. It seemed appropriate." FML
Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML
Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years admitted why his pet name for me is "his beautiful swan". Apparently, the first few years we were dating, he and his friends secretly referred to me as "the ugly duckling" because my sister was so much hotter. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I'm on a diet. I was compelled to start it when the only pet name my boyfriend could think of for me yesterday was, "My baby elephant." FML
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climbthoserocks 6
pita?
sourgirl101 29
I thought "pita" was a type of bread. Now it means pain in the ass? I will never be able to eat my gyros the same way.(:
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Comments (174)
golfchick84 0
go on.....
Luckysam1984 0
I think your boyfriend is a jerk.
ladiiie_dreamer 0
well ii am hispanic && my family uses the name "pita" as short for "Lupita"
Almiesaur 0
Let it be known that in Portuguese "pita" is slang for annoying young woman. Next to that, the bread type is looking pretty good.
loveablescar92 0
....... no comment.
DontbeAkumquat 0
Haha people don't know spanish on here! Reading the comments is almost as fun as the acual FML
Sinkhole 26
None taken! I bet that for you, reading #123's comment was almost as fun as reading the actual FML! :D DontbeAkumquat, besides what pen already corrected from your comment, there's one more thing you should learn from his reply: capitalise the word 'Spanish'.
izzy1505 0
he calls you pita?
hkgirl89 8
LoL
MoniV6661 0
113, but you just did...
unchained_fml 0
solution: stop bein a pita.