Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
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Lucky_Adi 0
has he been looking at gay ****?
mattgotest2 0
He's obviously become obssesed and needs help. It's not necessarily you.
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Comments (92)
J4cks0n 0
You should get a diet! Q
dman4412 0
it's gotta be your fault op
oldwiseguy 0
You got a real sick puppy there. Time to put him down. **** is ok but not in place of a real person!
craze189 0
Maybe it's because op is not doing the things her bf likes... maybe op's sex is not satisfying. Why is it always so easy for people to convince themselves that it's the other person with the problem? here's a suggestion... WAKE THE **** UP AND SUCK YOUR BF OFF. If he rejects a blow-j, then he's over you.
bichtygurl 0
maybe it's kuz her damn boyfriends addicted to **** and he can't get the same satisfaction with his gf then in those damn things did yu ever think of that
Spooksu 0
Maybe he is religous like me. No sex till mariage but If he's looking @ **** he probably isn't....just a thought
craze189 0
YDI for falling asleep on the job (or actually, for falling asleep instead of "getting to work".
pdm0376 0
That's what bj's are for
jpest17 5
everyone has mental problems
perdix 31
You don't have a boyfriend, you have a roommate. I hope you are not considering marrying this guy, cause it's going to go downhill from here, and what you describe sounds pretty close to rock-bottom. Hell, I've been in a pretty crappy marriage for many years, but my wife gets first crack at my man-goo, and if she rejects it, that's when Internet **** comes to the rescue. I guess that kind of sensitivity to my woman's needs makes me a prime candidate to be the Alan Alda of the '10's ;)
HarperGirl 4
man goo? really
NotQuiteKendall 0
ok I went through something similar. Turns out my boyfriend was severely despressed and holding on to resentment towards me for OTHER unresolved issues in our relationship. IT HURTS JUST THE SAME but it had nothing to do with me physically or me as a lover. Sometimes it's just other circumstances. TALK TO HIM and find out if he's letting other issues affect his ability to be intimate with you.