Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, I arrived at the airport with time to spare, only to realize in the middle of security checks that I'd left my phone in the Uber that got me there. I suffer from anxiety and depression, and despite getting my phone back in time to board, I can't enjoy my trip because I'm obsessing over this trivial mistake. FML
Today, I was flying home from LAX when I realized I'd left my ID back at the hotel. After making phone calls to the hotel and rental car company, I found it and made it back to the airport in time for my flight. After going through security, I realized I'd left my phone on the hotel counter. FML
Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML
Today, I was at the airport waiting for my flight when I realized I had forgotten my passport at home. I panicked, called my mom in a frenzy, only to realize I was holding my passport in my wallet the entire time. It was so embarrassing, and my mom will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML
Today, my smartphone fell out of my cargo shorts pocket onto the floor of my friend's car. I didn't even notice until he drove me home, where I noticed that the pocket was empty. FML
Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML
Today, I finally got up early enough to get to work on time. I arrived 15 minutes early only to realize that I'd left my work laptop at home. Ended up being 30 minutes late. FML
Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML
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IambecomeRAWR 0
Wait, you didn't check your pocket? :s
Mastyge 0
So you never check your pockets when you can't find something? YDI
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Comments (80)
MissSmiley613 0
Ouch, that sucks. Maybe try calling it before going home next time:)
ryguy1997 0
call it with what?
phreshboi 1
well I guess that's a reason for not having cells so small and light
chaos753159 4
i wish i had a vibrating pocket
IambecomeRAWR 0
Wait, you didn't check your pocket? :s
yDane 0
Apparently not. WALK. OF. SHAME.
Mastyge 0
So you never check your pockets when you can't find something? YDI
Reyo 2
This.^^ It's when something ISN'T in my pockets that I start freaking out, and not a moment sooner.
BaGu_fml 0
That was just stupid. I hope this is fake.
WougieBougie 0
fifth.(:
Spac3Ghost 0
you're stupid =) just like your reflection allen =) thanks for being late =)
coolsteve 0
i call bs on this, but then so many fmls sound completely fake
Horde 8
Who cares if it's fake? Only the amusement value matters :]
bom_bom 0
Horde, I second that
Jimboom 12
Dumbass. You deserve it. Next time stop getting yourself into a state (because otherwise you wouldn't have missed it in your pocket) and calm down, take a deep breath and check your pockets and all the obvious places it would be.
jamjenni2774 0
LIE, LIE, LIEU R FULL OF
cookies_for_you 0
you're an idiot. who doesn't check their pockets when they've lost something?
waterynuggets 0
It's always in the last place you think to look mwahaha. However that doesn't erase the fact that the OP is a dumbass.