Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
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Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
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Chazzster 32
It is just possible that boyfriend has an ED problem. If, for example, he takes an antidepressant that can make it difficult for him to get physically aroused or ******. Men find it really hard to admit to this. Talk to him in a non-accusatory way and see if there is something else going on. A sexual relationship is usually part of the glue that holds couples together.
Wadlaen 24
What if you're on top and he just lays there, once he gets hard he could even fall asleep and you can keep enjoying yourself..?
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Chazzster 32
It is just possible that boyfriend has an ED problem. If, for example, he takes an antidepressant that can make it difficult for him to get physically aroused or ******. Men find it really hard to admit to this. Talk to him in a non-accusatory way and see if there is something else going on. A sexual relationship is usually part of the glue that holds couples together.
Wadlaen 24
What if you're on top and he just lays there, once he gets hard he could even fall asleep and you can keep enjoying yourself..?
username.what? 1
ok maybe he should workout more or you could try to make things more romantic and exciting.