Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
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maryann_massacre 0
....You shifted from park into drive because your hair was caught in the window?
anonymeux_fml 0
How did you put the car into drive while in that position?! .. I hope you failed your test after that.
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cherisse_fml 0
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that is one of the worst driving stories ive heard. maybe you should practice a bit more
troyboyd05 0
Who the **** frantically thrashes when their hair is caught? Roll the window down moron.
purplegee 2
totally agree just who the Hell does that?!
Cpeddlar 0
fake not even asian women are woah i take that back never mind
king15 0
haha female drivers
maryann_massacre 0
....You shifted from park into drive because your hair was caught in the window?
I_Hate_Cars 0
Maybe turn the car off right after you park next time you take that test
lala_land 0
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Well, did he pass you? :D Sorry, this stinks. I just passed my driving test. My tester was a hottie though. (:
anonymeux_fml 0
How did you put the car into drive while in that position?! .. I hope you failed your test after that.
Eternity_fml 0
#3, I guarantee you she (or possibly he) will fail the test again, somehow, lol.
may_cause_fail 0
So...you floored it while it was parked? Unless you put it in drive in your thrashing, this is made up.
fdragon257 0
Umm, you failed to read this properly.
Zonadow 0
9 - If you floor it while the car is in park it'll drop your transmission. Thus, impossible to floor it, while in park, into a wall. Try reading it next time.
NINJAPROTOTYPE10 0
hey nine. read the ******* fml propey next time... put op... YDI
sarahbau 0
Why not just roll the window down? I'm confused as to how to managed to do all that just by thrashing around. Most cars require you to depress the brake before putting the car in drive, and then you also pressed on the gas pedal?
alex_vik 1
You should take that as a hint that you shouldn't drive. You freaked out because your hair was stuck in the window. All you have to do is open the window again.