Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
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Lucky_Adi 0
has he been looking at gay ****?
mattgotest2 0
He's obviously become obssesed and needs help. It's not necessarily you.
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Comments (92)
Alvarortor 14
How does that feel huh?
MissBehavin77 18
That really sucks. My boyfriend does the same exact thing. He turns me down for sex then wacks off instead. it's the guy who has issues. Pig.
NineeCat 32
And people say pornography isn't a problem...
maspeno6 6
Maybe you should break up with him. Obviously he cares a lot more about his own needs than yours. On the other hand, I feel like if it was a woman denying sex to a man nobody would have a problem with it...
SimoneTaylor1994 15
Clearly you suck at sex
dragoongirl90 34
This had been every guy I've been with until my boyfriend now. Pretty sure your guy is gay, OP.
bhopejohnston 16
I would leave immediately.
rinzlerkitty94 31
So dump his lazy ass. Then he can do it whenever he wants.
gatorgirl7563 22
plug the internet box into an electric outlet timer
Addiction333 14
You're just not attractive