Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
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Lucky_Adi 0
has he been looking at gay ****?
mattgotest2 0
He's obviously become obssesed and needs help. It's not necessarily you.
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Comments (92)
jswarren23 0
that's f'ed up.
causelifehappens 0
dumb, he's a retard with a problem
pelley 0
maybe you aren't good enough, or he's tired of the same stuff try something new
Cristaderzi 0
Yeah Lol Number 1 My thoughts Exactly! And regardless of the Gender or sex he's masturbating too he has some issues too work on of hes choosing **** over a real live human! I prefer **** because its safer than bars,clubs etc! IE Gwen Araujo,Mathew Schephard Brandon Teena Etc Fo examples! But hes NOT LGBT?! and he has a partner: YOU!!! Hence he has issues!!
hockeyhouse 5
Yeah, what #10 said. He definately has a problem and it may have nothing to do with you.
dacho 7
Hahaha you people crack me up xD So people who watch **** have a SERIOUS PROBLEM, and NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP? xDD It's obviously he's dating fugly bish, that's his only problem xD
hockeyhouse 5
No moron, they have a problem when it interferes with their sex life (as in, choosing to whack off instead of having sex with his girlfriend).
rasta_pasta 4
because you need professional help if you just don't really want to have sex with someone you don't enjoy it with/aren't attracted to any longer?
22cute 17
Then why not move on? Yes, you need help if you cannot do that. Let the girl find a real man & a real life.
Cartain 0
FYL, but also FHL. That's the curse of **** - you lose interest in the kinds of chicks that are actually willing to do you. Or so I've heard.
saunder 0
i can only finish when im closing my eyes and imagine **** ;P
Kickass89 0
Just know that it's not you because he probably watched **** and then got to comfortable and know likes **** more then the real thing. That's the downfall and also the funniest thing that happens to people who watch ****
rasta_pasta 4
that's the problem right there, everyone assumes it's not her that's the problem. most people would rather have sex with a real person than watch ****, unless having sex with a real person is less pleasant than watching ****.
Lqum26 0
Ya everyone needs to understand that she's probably fat and unattractive and that's why he'd rather watch **** than actually do it.
J4cks0n 0
You should get a diet!