Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
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Lucky_Adi 0
has he been looking at gay ****?
mattgotest2 0
He's obviously become obssesed and needs help. It's not necessarily you.
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Comments (92)
RufusCade 7
Most likely you don't satisfy his desires and gets bored. Why should he put all that effort into something that doesn't pay back? Give him what he wants and he'll stop. YDI
JustJess666 0
um it's one of two things 1. he is addicted to **** or 2. he is uninterested in you or you are not pleasing him the right way watch the movie with him or just surprise him mid jerk and climb on and rap his ass. I do it to mine all of the time or I just tell him " pussy now or else!" he come running.... you'll get that soon.
megachaos 3
he's watching dudes getting ****** in the ass
califormula 0
You're probably selfish in bed and do not reciprocate (you know. Return the favors).
wildgamer10 0
i would suggest asking him what he likes about **** and then recreating it for him. maybe he has a fetish for something you dont give him.
bichtygurl 0
wat a bastard I'd dump him and kick hiss ass oh and prolly break his computer;)
up101 0
he probley does it, cause you suck at sex now.
ChristineAnn58 8
This sounds like the same problem I'm having :( Im so sorry!
babycakesxx 11
to all the people saying 'it must be OP's fault because she's bad in bed', no. My ex did the same to me and I've had no complaints in the bedroom, in fact I've been praised. OP, talk to him. If nothing gets solved, walk.
dcx1xcd 2
Um....try different costumes? ....lol