Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
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Top comments
Lucky_Adi 0
has he been looking at gay ****?
mattgotest2 0
He's obviously become obssesed and needs help. It's not necessarily you.
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Comments (92)
Lucky_Adi 0
has he been looking at gay ****?
novakman 0
this is a repost
danthehuman 29
This isn't iFunny.
399 41
Who knows but most likely.
11wanda11 6
wow your life sucks, I wonder what it is your not doing.
sexyandboard 0
he's either gay or ur not that hot.... either way tsk tsk
mattgotest2 0
He's obviously become obssesed and needs help. It's not necessarily you.
itsgen 16
Yeah i agree too, because what guy would say no to sex? And go on the internet for basically watching other people do it when he can be doing it
meaganliz 0
Your boyfriend is addicted to pornography. OP, Get out NOW!
girlygirllol8 0
dumb
ambrz 0
maybe that's his away of telling you something :/ sorry about your situation though...
dangletsbang21 0
oh wow, you guys need to have a long discussion. that totally sucks.
GeneralDisarray6 0
nothing a BJ cant fix...
RufusCade 7
Agree...
SimplySweetness 0
wow... get rid of his ass. I dealt with the same shit and once I finally found out, I was gone.
crankyinthemorn 0
To #8-If you think you'll ever find a man that doesn't ********** then (1) you're extremely naive & (2) you might as well be a lesbian.
whoisthisgirl 4
I think she was just talking about ****. guys who have girlfriends who are willing to have sex should not be watching **** when he could be making it~
xNephilim 19
I don't think it's the **** or the masturbating... It's the fact that OP wants to have sex but her boyfriend would rather jack off.
dannnngthatsux 19
100, sometimes just a wack is way easier than having to worry about the other person. That's sometimes. And there could also be a bit of fear, if he's not been very good in bed, why try? It's a crappy answer but depending on the past, it could fit. Or he could be an $&@hole.
AmyLovesJoel 0
That's ridiculous, what kind of guy does that
NocturnalCro 14
Ones who aren't excited with their sex life. She needs to step up her game and if that doesn't work, no hope. Separate.
grandma_moses 0
he needs sex therapy and you need a new man.