Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
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Lucky_Adi 0
has he been looking at gay ****?
mattgotest2 0
He's obviously become obssesed and needs help. It's not necessarily you.
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Comments (92)
sciencexgeek 0
I agree with 18 ..and I'm a girl!
Luna0709 0
THAT bad in bed?
CollegeMiss 0
that sounds like it sucks. my advice is to try somthing new. 69 it lmao!!!! he can't turn that down.
MakeupBurn 0
Move on, this guy obviously thinks **** is better than the real deal. Go get some lovin!
proskeezer 0
it's cas spitters are quiters, and you my friend are a quitter
itouchguy360 3
Maybe he doesn't want to risk getting you preggo before you and him get married and are sure that you and him will last? I don't know, but have a talk with him.
NewtonsApple 0
watch **** with him :D:D
bigrignigg 0
The haven't done it in months thing is pretty rough. He may be clinging on to something. It is likely he has a problem, but not something that can't be solved. He probably got very used to looking at **** before your relationship and now feels he has to hide it for some reason. Counseling will be a rough road, but it can definitely help. In the worst case, ask him about it. Be aware that in times he feels in dire straights he may go back to it, but it is just like any other addiction. If you just tell him to stop and don't try to work through it with him he will just get better at hiding it, and worse at doing it with you. If you love him you will help him through it. His actions obviously must have consequences, but perpetuating them can perpetuate the problem. Whatever you do don't ever penalize him for doing the right thing.... (you)
mtc4ever 0
that's definatelt a problem
Lyzzajane 0
join him
MasterConan 0
i'm bettin it's the OPs fault. it was the same way with me and my ex wife. she didn't give me head and just layed there while I did all the damn work. so I watched more **** than having sex with her. honestly, the **** was way more interesting.