Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
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Lucky_Adi 0
has he been looking at gay ****?
mattgotest2 0
He's obviously become obssesed and needs help. It's not necessarily you.
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Comments (92)
hockeyhouse 5
Then it's his fault for not saying anything! How else is someone supposed to get better at satisfying their partner if they don't speak up?!
cranuimSC 0
he must b gay
fp_nbl 0
if it bothers you and is causing problems in the relationship.... visit. www.ivillage.com go the the message boards. There are message boards designed to help and support people in similar situations. I am just beginning to get over **** being a part of my boyfriends life. My ex had a serious addiction to ****, and when i found out my current boyfriends watches it once in a while i freaked out... sometimes it takes alot of support to get through this. good luck
sonyadag 0
bye bye boyfriend. Plenty more where that came from!
homefun01 0
that sucks ! maybe you should get things to make it better for him !
theelysium 0
I've done the samething. It's because the sex is boring. If your using condoms stop! Get on the pill and let him bear back. Cuming inside is the best. Start ******* like they do in ****. Watch a normal **** with him and copy what they do! it'll be fun!
Stealth86 0
I'm with #30... seeing the same with my significant other.
newyork786 0
honestly, everyone is right in their own ways n opinions but to be honest an ex was doing this and months pass with no sex. its true if hes not doing you or gettin it he is getting it from elsewhere. sadly that my ex ha another women on the side. so yeah its all that fantasy phase hes prob going thru and the preg part freaks him out and since a hooker has nonproblems in being pregnant she lets him cum inside. i would consider serious talk with the guy.
phreedo 0
I'm with #30 too - I was in a relationship like this for faaaar too long. get out now.
llhot_e 0
ahem. u dumped his ass, right?