Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
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Lucky_Adi 0
has he been looking at gay ****?
mattgotest2 0
He's obviously become obssesed and needs help. It's not necessarily you.
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Comments (92)
somethingnew319 0
either ur ugly fat or he is gay or all three
MysteryMan808 0
if you really want towork things out with him, watch the **** with him and suggest that you do it the exact same way, i.e. if in the video their doing doggie style- you do doggie style, if in the video their having oral sex- you're having oral sex... and yes that includes anal! and for threesomes blow up doll, or *****, depending on which threesome it is
cel123456789 0
make a Porno, mabey he'll come across it on the Internet?
Raivyn52 4
I'm gonna be honest it's probably not you but some guys just like to **********. end of story. I can be tossed in that boat but seriously I think u need to drag his ass off that damn computer and show him the real thing.
Ninjaface 0
There's an easy fix to this: find out what he's been watching, then surprise him by recreating the opening scene. Though FYL if said opening scene involves duct tape and a cattle prod.
kiara816 0
u probably don't attract him enough
The_Norwegian 2
Time to see Dr. Phil!
Cowless 0
Dr. Phil? Jerry Springer this shit!
fishylove 0
oh wow you must really suck if he resorts to that...honestly i think it is more like fhl :/
muppetpoo 0
that's the kind of thing that pisses me off. I'm a good lookin guy and sumtimes it's hard for me to get a date at all with sum1 that's not completely nuts and here's a guy that's found a girl and completely takes it for granted.
LoveIsASong_eddi 0
What's your point, OP? So he's not ready to make that commitment to you, but still needs a release. YDI for being selfish. Let the man get what he wants, even if he doesnt want in from you yet.