Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dream that I had to abandon my shopping at the checkout due to lack of funds. Even in my dreams I don’t have any money. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream. I dreamt that I got a promotion at work and doubled my income, the dream was so great that I tried so hard not to wake up. When I did wake up it was 10 o'clock, two hours late for work I noticed I had a voicemail from my boss. I was fired for being late. FML
Today, I was told that I am an incredibly boring person and that it's no wonder I have no friends. I think they're right; last night I dreamt about a nail file. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I had a dream about sleeping, which is a dream I have frequently. I’m exhausted even when I sleep. FML
Today, I bought myself an MP3 player. Later, I was laying in bed, listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal, when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table for some shut eye. I dropped my MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML
Today, I woke up to the realization that I had slept through my alarm, missed a crucial work meeting, and dreamt that I was the CEO of a company that manufactured alarm clocks. I now fear that my subconscious is mocking me. FML
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
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gabyta 1
ahahah yeah at least u should have buy an iPod
lettertjes 0
Oh I have plenty of boring dreams. I like it. When I have a superhero dream I always wake up stressed from the responsibility of having to save the world. I prefer the boring ones.
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Comments (120)
Allison_H 0
COMMENT VIRGINITY.
tsc32 2
haha
michael419 0
I would buy a bunch of green fun plants!!! and then I shall smoketh them!
Allison_H 0
SWEET!! Anyways, maybe you should just get out more often, find some people you like, and just try to have fun. DAFP!!
rohosoccer08 1
then get out and do something! make friends!
Xanax_Pazzo 0
haha I'd def. buy a bunch of teacup yorkie puppies. and then a new iPhone cuz mine is all scratched up! lol
iluvcucumbers 0
haha your life is soo lame
Allison_H 0
Hey, comment virginity is better than first. :D
clivealmighty 0
I would save day shit too ); maybe take some out every once in a while but yeaaah xo or give some to breast cancer my aunt has breast cancer xo you can do a lot o-o
imbatman_fml 0
I would buy 100,000 $5 puppies and play with them all day.
fertie226 1
then do something about it now!! make a list of things you've always wanted to do, and start doing them!!! =]
rohosoccer08 1
a bucket list!
dennis326us 0
how s ur iPhone scratched? I was told it can never be scratched even by keys and knife.
TheComputerGuy96 16
With sandpaper you can scratch it very easily.
dennis326us 0
33 thx. I ll keep it away from sandpaper. however, who would put sandpaper and iPhone in the same pocket? :)
Cricketiscool 0
500,000 dollars for a term? You're school must be the best in the world.
rohosoccer08 1
my phone has a scrach on the screen from the thing on my pants when I pulled it out of my pocket
zerobahamut03 2
omg that's so freaking cute I might explode with just the thought. lol. let's play with them together!!! then again... what kind of puppies would cost $5.00? stuffed toy puppies?.... >_>
rustic 0
I would buy a car and awesome gaming pc and allot of other stuff xD
buddybudda 0
buy some mushrooms. buy some beer. buy som hot hookers. and you would be a fun person.
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Why is there no IDC Button??
BoyFromTheFuture 0
way to be awesome and smart. just look for some good investments and you can dream retire early.
Reyo 2
I hate dreams like that. I always wake up, realize none of what I just experienced actually happened, and have a horrible day because of it. Every time.
iSitt 0
the op has good instincts. dont be like the Greek politicians. a half mil is NOT alot when it comes to your old age. don't be a poopscoop for 100,000 puppies
tweetbaby14 18
yea it's very boring to get half a mil OP. if that does happen you should just give me the money since it's soooo boring.
ladiesman14 0
aww sorry babe , do you you put out ? if yes you are not boring to me.
atticuz 2
42, op is not talking about school lol fail....
cutiepo0 0
I'm not sure if there's supposed to be a difference, but I have an iPod touch, and the back was completely scratched by the case- specifically designed for iPod touch protection- ironic, no?
sharpl916 0
I destroyed north America with my overlordly power in my dreams! them firefighter didn't stand a chance!
someguy153 0
91st, cocksuckers!
pipp360 0
27 is too old to pose like that
bezach 0
by having it fall off a four story building is one way...I miss my iPod now I'm usin this one!
Jessi2487 0
new zealand sounds boring
Crotcho_fml 0
OP is stupid... if it were real life, you'd be the rich one in your older age & everyone else would still be broke. that's not "boring"
chitown98766 0
id get some pu$$y with that money. COLLATERAL!!! COLLATERAL!!!!!!!! OH YEAH
redpump 0
#42... it's not a school's term. A term deposit is when u put money into a bank for a specific period of time at one rate.
crashsapphire93 4
It's still boring it's just a lot more profitable.
gabyta 1
ahahah yeah at least u should have buy an iPod
do20ss 4
u buy booze, drugs, and maybe a couple 'pros' and then u get fuuuuukd up, and then u get an mp3 player(cheap ass) and then with the last $800 u put in the bank, save that for bail!!!
SarahBearXoX 0
I agree ^ op who cares it means if ur also the smartest you'll be rich :)
The_Norwegian 2
I call fake boobs! Or like someone else here would say, "fake bewbs".
KitchKraft 21
#90 wow that sucked. Or like someone in your profile picture would say, "FAIL"
kaykaypopz 0
At least you didn't get an iPad...
MyChemical_fml 0
thats the most fun thing EVAR.
OMG_N3RD 0
I have 1.
xxzRAMBOzxx 0
why even make an fml this bad. get a life ydi
MrWhite139 0
Great pic dude!
ilyalwaysxoxo 0
why a mp3 , why not an iPod Touch boring man or girl?
Iloveyou101476 0
girl. look at the top. smartie.
gearskickass16 0
haha for reals itouch are nice
Sexy2die4 0
Should have taken me out to dinner at the very least lol j/k
tama_tee 0
OP ydi for sitting at home and playing world of warcraft and not having a life at all
Kazze 31
You seem like a fun person.
fsxman1 11
hahahaha I'm a loser, FML more
DeadMoose 0
and how is this a fml? who f'ing cares if you're boring, get over yourself.