Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
Today, an old fling said she regretted her previous choice and wanted to try again, so I happily accepted. She failed to tell me that her previous choice was crazy. Not only is he stalking her, but he's also stalking me, and sending her messages about who I'm with and what I'm doing. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
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Top comments
GhostFox 34
Uh. Police, before you wind up dead, because I don't see many other endings to this.
Colon_Man 17
Unless you're stalking one of the stalkers, I think you're in more of a 'stalker greater than sign'.
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Comments (12)
GhostFox 34
Uh. Police, before you wind up dead, because I don't see many other endings to this.
Colon_Man 17
Unless you're stalking one of the stalkers, I think you're in more of a 'stalker greater than sign'.
RichardPencil 32
That second stalker is cashing in on a great two-for-one deal. By stalking your stalker, she's getting you as a bonus!
RosesThorn17 7
"Every breath you take, every move you make every bond you break, every step you take, I'll be watching them watching you" Yeah, you might want to think about just leaving the entire country and becoming a hermit somewhere in rural china.
lcupcake 2
Well that's flattering. At least you're highly desirable.
lcupcake 2
Well that's flattering. At least you're highly desirable.
mariri9206 32
April fools? lol
Alup132 22
This is when you must out stalk the stalker! Creep them out more than you're creeped out.
cylus13 9
This has the making of one of those B rate horror films that your not sure if it should have not been labeled as ****.
terryberry77 6
now I'm kinda wondering what I'm missing out on. Where did you say you lived?