Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Disappointing
Today, I showed my 5-year-old son a photo with a ginger cat and her 6 newborn kittens. I forgot to tell my son the cat mom is not the male ginger cat at home, despite them looking exactly same. His excitement became deep sorrow and a tantrum when he figured out that we didn't get half a dozen kittens. FML
Fatal decision
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the shit out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Mr Whiskers takes priority
Today, my daughter forgot my birthday. When I asked her, she said she'd remembered my birthday, but was too busy at work to acknowledge it. However, she did have time to post a message on Facebook, wishing a happy birthday to her cat. FML
Bathtime
Today, my 11 year-old daughter claimed I'm a terrible cat parent. Why? Because in the 4 months that we've had the cat, I haven't given him a bath. Our strictly indoor kitten lives in attack mode, and would paint the walls with my blood if I attempted it. FML
I love my family
Today, during an argument with my daughter, she screamed, "Everyone hates you!" and stormed off. I flopped down on the couch in frustration, where the cat jumped on my lap. "You love me, don't you?" I asked the cat. She crapped on my leg and went to my daughter's room. FML
The hunter's yowl
Today, my cat started screaming nonstop outside my bedroom. She's never done this since she was last in heat (she's 7 1/2 years old), so I was worried. I opened the door to find that she had "killed' a mouse (a fake one, formerly attached to her cat tree) and was very proud of herself. That's cute, but… really? FML
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jaeyuuji 1
I guess she hates oranges too.
gozar_fml 1
Orange cats are the best!
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jaeyuuji 1
I guess she hates oranges too.
jaeyuuji 1
I'm not OP.
I_R_Genius 3
Ah gotta love those gingers, they will rule the world one day. Gingers will dominate all who oppose them.
marinus_fml 20
dear moderators, I do not intend to break the sites rules, but I find this YouTube video very appropriate on the debates, and pretty funny. If this breaks the sites rules, please delete this comment without putting a warning on my account. If the link is appropriate, please delete all this other bullshit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b789s7TEuUE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
coolkid_matt 11
OPs daughter is a bitch!
QwertyMcNugget 0
You're gorgeous. *O*
marinus_fml 20
thank you =O
babyyappld 7
OP's daughter is an ungrateful bitch. don't get her a new cat she should be happy she got one in the first place
CitrusGirl 0
Ground your saughter for being a bitch. Honestly, if you believe that Gingers have no souls you must have been dropped on your head many times as a baby.
mtrench98 0
**daughter
Cyosaric 0
My asshole is itchy.
thefriendlyc 0
fingers will never rule the world because they're going extinct.
11wanda11 6
nice
clothesoptional 0
Hahahahahaha I <3 You Australia!
REFLEXED 7
Don't get the bitch a black cat lmao
zoraman5 3
Let's grusemly torch and incinerate the foolish young child with much pleasure.
Mokiikom_fml 8
Moderator, why do you show up in the thread to mention the link is okay, and yet you do nothing to clean up the filth all over the place of people replying to the first post with completely unrelated comments. Most of the comments in this thread are attention ****** replying to the first post only to be on top of the page. It's not only ridiculous, it's also against the site rules. So please don't let this slide. (I don't mean the comment with the link specifically, I mean the pointless 'replies' to the first comment that aren't really replying to it, most are just attention whoring.)
Sirin_fml 47
Please point me to the site rule against this? If you mean the out of context rule, then technically your own comment violates it since it's not related to the FML. Thread hijacking is more discouraged than forbidden, annoying as it is. Anyway, you used the word 'filth', so I can't really take the complaint too seriously. Sorry!
Mokiikom_fml 8
Attention-whoring comments (made just to appear higher in the page, and not much deeper in meaning that writing "FIRST!!11!") are "filth", since they serve no purpose and merely dirty up the page. What shocks you so much with that simple word? If you refuse to do the job you're paid for as moderators, at least don't get all defensive and attack me instead. My comment is relevant in that it is pointing out the infractions. And by the way, if you ban me for saying the truth you'll only prove that this site doesn't enforces its rules and is also unfair to the minority of members who do follow the rules.
Sirin_fml 47
Since you want to be so well-versed in the commenting rules, how about you read the final paragraph? The moderation team is fully aware of its mandate, thanks very much. Whining about attention ******, and implying we'll ban you just for being irritating is frankly beneath contempt. Please find something else to moan about, or lighten up. End of discussion.
BWill9014 4
Mok calm your balls down dude just calm them down just a little bit man/woman.... seriously
LittleMissSusie 0
If anything, they should ban you on the premise of bad karma and unsportsmanlike conduct. And I bet now you'll probably cite some rule that doesn't exist to call me out on my outrageousness!!!
Acousticpixie14 6
If you're going to complain about something to the moderators, how about you do so by contacting them instead of filling up the comments with your whining? Sounds like a good idea to me.
USAF_girl 3
gotta love south park!! lol
Severn_fml 0
Why do you people try to fight Sirin or other moderators. I mean you'll lose bad, because Sirin is badass
soxboy15 1
Damn soulless Gingers.
WOW_BS 0
this^
ramirezlmt 0
Does oranges have souls? Not ....but the fruit? not the man and man but the nvm. If you have raised a airhead, don't let them watch south park. Keep the cat and name it Garfield! Garfield will eat her if she's bad. This made me LOL I'm sending it to all my ginger friends.....well friend hm
zendaddy0 0
Oh god what has south park done
puppytaco64 8
292, win, and South Park has educated viewers about the enemy (gingers)
michelleJ11 25
310, what are you saying ...?
stephyhull 4
wow :|
juliahockey 0
that is really rude.
stephyhull 4
I know how ungrateful! :(
forever2life 0
I'm sorry for op, but they deserv it for raising a heartless bitch
baden18830 5
yeah. no more gifts till she can be less of a bitch. and redheads are hot :) just wish ppl would stop thinking they sound so cool saying Ginger instead of redhead.
binger_gitch 12
I know how it feels to be called ginger. It doesn't make me angry but it's rude.
gozar_fml 1
Orange cats are the best!
SluggerJ 7
yeah Orange cats = Garfield my favorite cat
whoisthisgirl 4
my cat simba is orange :) well... brownish orange and some white. he's so fluffy!
Life_is_FML 22
My cat Sparkle is orange. She is an alien cat. She is so flipping weird.
JFloUnknown 24
123, My orange cat is also named Simba..
BeautifulChaos27 37
That's not an orange cat, that's a calico cat...
rachelthelime_fml 29
Mine was called Scooter :") Sadly he's no longer with us though
MyLifeSucks_You 8
GINGERS HAVE SOULS!!! (If you don't get the ref... can't help ya...)
KatieKhaos 0
Lmfao, i got it :D That guy totally overreacted :3
lovexbox 8
Lol :]
NeilGnR 0
He didnt over-react at all. you try growing in school as a ginger. it f*cking torture!
DropDead77 11
I doubt the cat has freckles, therefore it's a daywalker with half a soul :D
lunargh 7
Daywalkers don't freckle, they tan.
HiccupAstrid 1
Wow that's real nice! Just leave CopperCab and all red headed/furred people/animals alone!
authorkid 2
I dont have any issues with being a Ginger....I mean, my brother kicked me on kick a Ginger day but that's it
CitrusGirl 0
Here's my thing: it's not south parks fault. it's the fault of idiots who actually take that stuff seriously. And I get the reference and that kid honestly needs some therapy.
whoisthisgirl 4
yeah omg, being a red head and not even a Ginger sucks in school. it's mostly middle school. I hated it. but I don't really have freckles on my face just strawberry blonde hair. I'm really white though :( I don't tan..
_Vamp_ 9
Hey, I'm a Ginger cat!!.................... ^ ^ ( . .) c(”)(”) and I sad now
maybeeiwill 11
77, u deserve it for liking to laugh at others misfortunes. My gingerness is my strength!!
angel55033 12
looks more like a bunny
DearLar 0
im a Ginger(:
kyle1991 0
being a Ginger in middle school was hell, then they got scared of me, and now they respect me. my hair isn't strawberry either, it's bright ******* red
lindsaylu98 0
it is!!!
kate_13_beast 7
I just got out of middle school and it was a living hell. I was tortured for 3 years for being a Ginger. There's nothing wrong with Gingers!!!
skizza_fml 3
I'm ginger I never got any trouble from it well I'm strawberry blonde actually but close enough
rebekahah 7
I'm Ginger. getting through middle school being Ginger wasn't hard at all, you just have to joke about it and not take things seriously. :)
ThuNDeY 23
I stopped caring. The way I see it is I don't have to look at myself so my appearance is not my problem XD
annadorkable 0
This made me LOL.
tigerbander80 0
bahaha same(:
steelbubble 0
boobs
n3rd43v3r 10
Really? Because it caused me to bawl, quite terribly actually
sikkar 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Don't be cheap and get her a decent cat.
mellanslag 0
rescue animals are always the way to go
eddieyes 0
you are cheap! animals in the shelter need more help
SeasonedLemur 5
Hey **** you sikkar!
truthinlies 1
**** all of you hating on orange haired things
monkeyinsilk 7
shelter cats are the BEST!
nayeli760 0
Hahahaha wow. I suggest you get a new cat, or convince your daughter that the cat has a soul. See which one works out for you.
devileyekill 0
straight up. I can't believe people still think that.
macskapingvin 0
Or get a new daughter.
CitrusGirl 0
Or don't. If I was OP I'd go with it. Tell her that she bought the soulless cat to keep an eye on her.
TheDrifter 24
No kidding, a daughter that hides in her room instead of constant whining and begging for money? Keep the Ginger cat op.
magnetic_aura 26
Don't get a new cat! Shelter cats have it hard enough. OP's daughter will love the cat and use it as an opportunity to correct her "ginger-phobia"
Skodos_fml 0
Gingers have Souls!
ydi_4_suking 20
Dumb kid. Get a white cat. Not a gray cat. For some reason all the gray cats I've had are just dumb.
ReginaFalange_fml 13
you mean.. instead of the grey guy?? Ya, awfully racist alright..
fthku 13
Just what is your definition of "Iraq(i) looking guy"? OP your daughter is ******* weird.
meowcow 3
who is dumb when you're the one thinking an orange cat is grey?
fthku 13
You are, meowcow, for not realising the guy basically said was "Get a white cat, but (and this is COMPLETELY unrelated to OP's cat) be careful not to get a grey cat, as there a difference between those two" .. BASICALLY it's what he said. Yeah, so don't call people dumb, dummy.
moonlightusa 0
... but orange isn't red. Orange is orange.
muffinmonster101 0
Ginger is more orange then red.