Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML
Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML
Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML
Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
He was probably exposing himself to you the whole trip and you never bothered to notice. That is pretty stuck-up of you.
SCBeauty1983 0
WTF??? Totally random shit happening over there in France... =-/
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Comments (95)
SCBeauty1983 0
WTF??? Totally random shit happening over there in France... =-/
iSitt 0
maybe he recognized you from a previous reincarnation. Tell him he got the wrong zodiac sign.
jfacvstheworld 0
Random acts of violence FTW.
riax 9
What's wrong with u? :/
kels_409 0
What did you do to piss of the poor fella?
nathan5 0
I crapped in his hair...sorry man.
perdix 31
He was probably exposing himself to you the whole trip and you never bothered to notice. That is pretty stuck-up of you.
6969awesome 0
Hahaha you're a funny man.
ryanst 7
Perdix, how much would it cost to have you follow me around and make fun of everything?
HomeAl0ne 20
Somebody had to tell you. I'm glad it's out in the open now.
chantellesmith 0
LOL!
hghiPigh 0
you probably farted you nastoid
ghettoswag313 6
**** you for using the world nastoid.
zigzagz 7
I thumbed this just because of the word nastoid...
Hidan_fml 0
Bitch!
LightningLadyy 0
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, BITCH!!"
SulfurPlague 0
^ win
ddjjrrff 0
whats ur problem?
angel080394 7
thats hilarious! at least you have a good story to tell now.
natcor8 0
Lol wow
Alienkiller 0
dam that sucks