Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I reached a limit I wasn’t aware I had when I had to tell my husband we’re not having shower sex anymore because he’s gotten so big since he retired, we don’t both comfortably fit in there anymore. FML
Today, I realised that my husband and I have gotten so fat that his already small dick no longer even reaches me. FML
Today, after many comments over years about her needing to lose weight, I had to tell the woman I love, the woman I married, that she had gotten so overweight that the sight of her naked made me want to puke. Apparently her goal was to get so fat I'd stop asking for sex. I'm her third divorce. FML
Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML
Today, my wife, who NEVER wants to have sex, decided that now is the time. I, of course, had to take antibiotics that make me so bloated I can’t move without extreme pain. FML
Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful piece of crap", all because I wouldn't have sex with her, despite hours of her nagging. I said no because I've been laid-up in bed for the past week waiting on surgery for an excruciatingly painful hernia. FML
Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML
Today, after my body has been ravaged, scarred, broken, and mutilated by cancer, my husband says it’s only fair for him to have a side piece, since the treatments to save my life have decimated my sex drive. But don’t worry, it’s just for his physical needs. He won’t “fall in love or anything.” FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML
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ByronJess 17
You do realize that the "back one" is tighter than the front one is? Your logic fails.
Wiebeski19 5
Just tell him to not go so far deep, if his lung. If he's wide well than your ****** lol
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picturescrazy 24
I have that issue too, took me nearly half a year for the tearing to stop. I recommend lots of foreplay, lube if you need it, and have him go in very slowly. NEVER try to force him inside when you're not completely turned on. He'll need to keep going slowly & shallow until you feel comfortable, which can be hard for some guys but it's worth it. And, it sucks, but if you guys stop having frequent sex, the tearing might start up again. So good news is it gives you both an excuse to have sex as often as possible, but it stinks if one of you goes on a trip ):
V_a_m_p 4
There's a solution to that: Anal sex,
OscarrJo 4
Try a lot of lubrication.
vbmg152 19
Wow! The problems some people have!? Oh, to have that problem!
nillabean93 1
You think you'd get use to it after a while!
japtap81 16
1- don't dump a guy for being too big!! It's rude and has same horrible effects as dumping a guy with a small duck. 2- use more lube!! 3- foreplay to help u get more relaxed! If u are relaxed it won't hurt. 4- go SLOW, don't ram it in and if u like deep penetration u need to go slow! When u take everything slow u will notice how much more passionate sex is. U will stretch out more and guys don't care if u use lube. If he can use a toy he can use lube. ANAL IS NOT THE ANSWER PEOPLE! If the lube doesn't work, the doctor will find out why. If nothing is wrong, ur not sexually attracted to him. Get the spark back but don't dump him just cuz he's large!
raelyn75 4
Don't forget that your private parts can stretch to accommodate a baby's head exiting from your womb. So unless hubby is bigger then a baby's head (in which case wow!) I would say increase lube and foreplay. If you're tearing then either or both of you aren't being patient enough before penetration. Good luck!
sonnyrosa 32
I had that problem with my boyfriend too. A lot of people who've commented have some good advice.. LOTS of foreplay, LOTS of lube... I even had to take some muscle relaxers when we first started having sex, just because of the same reason, tearing and intense pain... I hope you can figure out how to be intimate with your hubby. Best of luck hun
mimerino 9
Not to be a douche, but ever heard of cheating?
caitiebug1119 15
Not completely. There's always oral. Use tons of lube and ask him to be gentle.