Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I reached a limit I wasn’t aware I had when I had to tell my husband we’re not having shower sex anymore because he’s gotten so big since he retired, we don’t both comfortably fit in there anymore. FML
Today, I realised that my husband and I have gotten so fat that his already small dick no longer even reaches me. FML
Today, after many comments over years about her needing to lose weight, I had to tell the woman I love, the woman I married, that she had gotten so overweight that the sight of her naked made me want to puke. Apparently her goal was to get so fat I'd stop asking for sex. I'm her third divorce. FML
Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML
Today, my wife, who NEVER wants to have sex, decided that now is the time. I, of course, had to take antibiotics that make me so bloated I can’t move without extreme pain. FML
Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful piece of crap", all because I wouldn't have sex with her, despite hours of her nagging. I said no because I've been laid-up in bed for the past week waiting on surgery for an excruciatingly painful hernia. FML
Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML
Today, after my body has been ravaged, scarred, broken, and mutilated by cancer, my husband says it’s only fair for him to have a side piece, since the treatments to save my life have decimated my sex drive. But don’t worry, it’s just for his physical needs. He won’t “fall in love or anything.” FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML
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ByronJess 17
You do realize that the "back one" is tighter than the front one is? Your logic fails.
Wiebeski19 5
Just tell him to not go so far deep, if his lung. If he's wide well than your ****** lol
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spiceywolfe 2
Scientifically speaking, the ****** can and will stretch to accomadate any girth of penis. See, only the cervix is the only part that dialates, the vaginal canal is just muscles and stretches readily. I think op isn't arroused enough and that's why things are going poorly.
mazdamanpr5 3
As a man, that seems to be a good problem to have, however, sucks for him because of it as well. Thanks for affirming that bigger isn't always better.
twiztedone 19
Or how about not letting him ram it in all the way all the time! Just needs to get the head in and that's it!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Talk to a sex therapist, there may be a solution for your issue. Extended foreplay may be the answer.
theBOSSx0117 4
Try being on top, my girlfriend had the same problem until she got on top. Also foreplay is a must.
kalbrek009 20
My wife & I had a similar issue, (she has had two kids before we got married & I'm not exactly super sized) but after we tried more foreplay, lube & gentle stretching of the opening before penetration...problem solved..but you may have a medical issue wherein your opening stays to constricted...please talk to your gyn/OBGYN to see if that's the issue or if you're just not lubricating enough. Hope you find a solution op.
acarter1013 1
Do some stretching!! Perineal massage should help with the tearing. Use a lot of lube and go slow it will get better. Your skin will stretch :)
hurrican_fml 0
Cheating Is always an option.
aic26 0
My ex was too big for me as well. It ain't always a blessing...
LN666 2
I have the exact same problem. I bleed & tear aswell. It bloody hurts. Then for a week after i have an infection. I hate it. Sometimes leads me to tears thats how painful it is. So i dont enjoy sex at all. I feel your pain! Sorry that it happens to you OP. its horrible.
RedPillSucks 33
Please tell me you're going to see someone about this and not just settle. The days of "lie back and think of England" are long gone.