Anonymous
United States
Today, I found myself trying to explain to my puppy why I'm still single. I think I just found out why. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
CatLover<3
Cibolo, United States
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
fall3nrain
United States
Good boy
Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML
owned
United States
Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML
VoodooPriestess
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Imrickar
United States
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Socially awkward guy
United States
Thanks Mom and Dad
Today, since I've been single my whole life, my parents decided to get me to think about what I would want in a relationship. The ensuing conversation made me realize why I am single: not only do I have a major lack of confidence, but I also just don't know how to talk to people, much less people I'm interested in. FML
Afroman720
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Emotional Damage
United States
Unboyfriendable
Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
angry girlfriend
West Harrison, United States
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Crossed wires
Today, I got into a minor argument with my fiancé. Deciding it wasn't worth fighting over, I shrugged and said, "Really, what are we even doing this for?" To which he replied, "Honestly, I don't know. I haven't loved you in years… Oh, you meant about the fight." And just like that, I'm now single. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
Who cares, puppies never let you down! Just a thought, maybe you are the dog version of the crazy cat lady?
lucy_hewitt15 6
How cute! Puppy love.
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SkoomaKi 28
Who cares, puppies never let you down! Just a thought, maybe you are the dog version of the crazy cat lady?
onlychildFTW 34
Crazy dog lady! You can start a new trend of jokes OP! Haha. Nothing wrong with talking to animals. People normally get animals to have a companion and why not tall to that companion?
onlychildFTW 34
Ahh damn. I meant" talk* to that companion." not "tall to that companion."
KrazieKleo 13
Other people care. For some reason being a little (or a lot) weird gets frowned upon:(. I used to talk to my dog all the time and ....oh shit I just figured out why im still single, too:(. FML as well.
FMLKitten 15
Crazy cat lady? ..please don't remind me. My last owner tried to dress me up in suits! She even gave me shoes!
aimeesea75 16
I'm going to end up being a crazy dog lady who lives in the middle of the woods. It's sad that I can see it happening and have it planned out. :L
onlychildFTW 34
It's okay 49, at least you have your future planned!
terrible_things 1
Cats suck go dogs
beaglegal 42
I know I am!
beanybabe 13
one way to find out your craaaazy! But puppies are so cute! and you'll always have them to keep you company!
deBlobX 12
But they are cute
lucy_hewitt15 6
How cute! Puppy love.
Mooish 18
It's good practice to tell a person.
Khariau 8
'he's m-mm-mm-ma-ma-mad!'
blue_seduction 6
If the puppy could talk, I can't imagine what it'd say.
fuzzywolf 8
I imagine he would give really positive and useful advice
Mooish 18
It would give amazing advice like lick your but before you kiss someone.
Dunvanation 4
It'd say please kill me I don't want to hear your sob story crazy lady
SonOfAMitch 14
I was thinking more along the lines of: TENNIS BALL FOOD WANT FOOD FOOD? HUNGRY. FOOD. WALK NOW? NEED TO GO PEE. WAAAAALK? But meh, that's probably just my dog.
zuzupetalsYO 11
#9-It would say, "Please put a shirt on."
Special_Psycho 8
Screw you 17. Dogs are the second best animal out there! Right behind cats! If I were a dog I'd be supportive of my human!
Ray_of_midnight 23
"I want steak."
SqueakyChipmunk 22
39) Bitch please. 1. Chipmunks 2. Dogs 3. Cats
Goldenchest 14
SQUIRREL
SqueakyChipmunk 22
58) what?
GravityGoesUp 1
"yummy bacon, yummy bacon, yummy bacon, yummy bacon"
linkinpark98 24
Now, you go adopt a whole herd of puppies and become the crazy puppy lady! :D
Dunvanation 4
Hey dogs are mans best friend. But not woman's you crazy dog lady!
SneakyCaveman 13
Start hanging around the local pet shelter and find another dog lover? If not, I hear voodoo dolls do the trick...
emeraldisle 30
Nothing wrong with talking to your dog. I talk to my cat all the time. It's when you start to pretend that your dog is answering you back that you have a problem.