Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I reached a limit I wasn’t aware I had when I had to tell my husband we’re not having shower sex anymore because he’s gotten so big since he retired, we don’t both comfortably fit in there anymore. FML
Today, I realised that my husband and I have gotten so fat that his already small dick no longer even reaches me. FML
Today, after many comments over years about her needing to lose weight, I had to tell the woman I love, the woman I married, that she had gotten so overweight that the sight of her naked made me want to puke. Apparently her goal was to get so fat I'd stop asking for sex. I'm her third divorce. FML
Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML
Today, my wife, who NEVER wants to have sex, decided that now is the time. I, of course, had to take antibiotics that make me so bloated I can’t move without extreme pain. FML
Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful piece of crap", all because I wouldn't have sex with her, despite hours of her nagging. I said no because I've been laid-up in bed for the past week waiting on surgery for an excruciatingly painful hernia. FML
Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML
Today, after my body has been ravaged, scarred, broken, and mutilated by cancer, my husband says it’s only fair for him to have a side piece, since the treatments to save my life have decimated my sex drive. But don’t worry, it’s just for his physical needs. He won’t “fall in love or anything.” FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML
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ByronJess 17
You do realize that the "back one" is tighter than the front one is? Your logic fails.
Wiebeski19 5
Just tell him to not go so far deep, if his lung. If he's wide well than your ****** lol
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skylerbarbee 3
Is he black?
Somefruits 24
Is he a grower or a shower? I'm guessing it's a girth problem, so if he's a grower, try having him go in semi-hard so it's not as thick as when he's fully erect. And again, lots of foreplay and lube and such.
Hellbound_Alleee 14
Oh really? Who told you that penis-in-****** is the only thing that counts as "sex?" He has fingers, doesn't he? You could buy a vibrator. You don't really think that his penis is the only thing that can get you off, do you? You really need to Google Dan Savage, hon.
EvilDave 13
Hey, stupid, when did sex become solely about getting her off? I guarantee her husband wants to be in her and get off in her. So, your solution is he doesn't get to have true penatrative genital sex with his wife but only gets to use is fingers or a vibrator on her. Oh, and in your solution he not only doesn't get to have sex with his wife, he gets nothing at all unless he jacks off. Yeah, I am sure he will be real happy with that.
dj8798 9
welcome to a normal marriage lol
RedPillSucks 33
Sorry, but there's nothing normal about this. The two of them can work together to figure things out that will work for both of them. If he's ramming too deep, he can fix that. If she's not wet enough, more foreplay or lube can fix that. If her vag is tigher than a constrictor around a sheep, exercises can fix that. If all else fails, a trip to the doctor should resolve that. There's no reason to settle for this as a normal part of having sex.
Nucl3arMoos3 7
Pics of u doing it or nits not that big
EnduringPlum 7
There's no such thing as a penis that is "too large," at least not in girth. He can be too long, but then he just shouldn't penetrate completely. If you're having physical pain or injury, then you need to use a LOT of lube, start small, go gently and slowly, and gradually work your way up to your husband's penis. There are a number of vaginal dilator kits on the market that can assist with this. This is not normal and there is NOTHING wrong with you! Many women experience problems like this and feel defective because of it - I know I did - but it can be overcome with patience, gentle touch, love, and understanding from both people. Good luck!
SoultheWolf 19
There is no such thing as a **** being too big for someone's ******. NO man will have a **** bigger then a baby's body, and any woman can give birth. But men who have larget cocks need to take it slow, slowly stretching the woman so it doesn't hurt her. Going to fast and too hard is only going to cause pain and tearing. That is true for ANY woman. Try and do some fore play, put some lube (if you aren't wet enough) and SLOWLY start. Working it up until you feel like you can take more. It just takes practice, and at first it will leave you really sore. My fiance is an average size, and even he has to start slow when it's been awhile, else it tears and hurts me like hell.
cassrash1 4
I honestly know how you feel this has also happened to me with my husband
dreadedoreo 0
Play 'just the tip'
Scoutman 5
Your husband needs to figure out what he is doing wrong.