Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I reached a limit I wasn’t aware I had when I had to tell my husband we’re not having shower sex anymore because he’s gotten so big since he retired, we don’t both comfortably fit in there anymore. FML
Today, I realised that my husband and I have gotten so fat that his already small dick no longer even reaches me. FML
Today, after many comments over years about her needing to lose weight, I had to tell the woman I love, the woman I married, that she had gotten so overweight that the sight of her naked made me want to puke. Apparently her goal was to get so fat I'd stop asking for sex. I'm her third divorce. FML
Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML
Today, my wife, who NEVER wants to have sex, decided that now is the time. I, of course, had to take antibiotics that make me so bloated I can’t move without extreme pain. FML
Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful piece of crap", all because I wouldn't have sex with her, despite hours of her nagging. I said no because I've been laid-up in bed for the past week waiting on surgery for an excruciatingly painful hernia. FML
Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML
Today, after my body has been ravaged, scarred, broken, and mutilated by cancer, my husband says it’s only fair for him to have a side piece, since the treatments to save my life have decimated my sex drive. But don’t worry, it’s just for his physical needs. He won’t “fall in love or anything.” FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML
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ByronJess 17
You do realize that the "back one" is tighter than the front one is? Your logic fails.
Wiebeski19 5
Just tell him to not go so far deep, if his lung. If he's wide well than your ****** lol
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maddyfell 1
Just give birth to a child and then it will be stretched enough.
brando1983 9
There's such a thing as too big??? Damn, who knew?
anonymous_kitten 8
This is why premarital sex is not always a bad thing. /:
Yulyasya 0
108 i am sorry i dont agree. There is a condition called vaginismus. Its involuntary spasm of the vaginal muscles and sometimes theres nothing you can do. And it hurts like crazy..... Unfortunately sometimes even inserting a finger hurts.... So the ****** cannot always stretch to fit everything.
N1GHTS 12
Wow, that sucks for you. FYL
TcheQ 12
Ask him to have an operation to reduce his size. This is also why it's important to try before you buy :S
mollymayan 3
Get some lube? Maybe you're just.. Too dry.
jlperry31 10
Send ur husband over my way
DeafCountryMama 3
Actually, your husband is NOT too big. You need a high quality lubricant that is customized to meet your needs. You need to look into the Pure Romance line at pureromance.com. I would recommend, Just Like Me, Pure Pleasure, or Pure Silk. The best part is unlike the ones you can buy in the store such as KY or Trojan is there's no spermicide in them. So they are VERY handy tools to have if you want to have kids.
itsme1321 3
Yea, K-Y and Trojan lubricants don't contain spermicide...Trojan condoms do, but not their lube. As for the line of products you recommended, they contain ingredients linked to higher risk of sti & cervical cancer...
sassyssg 1
Here is a helpful comment. A ****** is able to stretch large enough to shove a babies head through aprox 10cm so his penis should fit. However if there are vaginal rejuvenation surgeries there is a surgery to assist your issue. Speak to your doctor.
Somefruits 24
Vaginas often rip/tear when women have babies, and it's not fun or pleasurable to stretch that much. Also, women can only stretch that far when giving birth, and after dilating for hours. So her husband would still need to take it slow, very slow, to be able to fit, and it probably wouldn't be too comfortable.