Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I reached a limit I wasn’t aware I had when I had to tell my husband we’re not having shower sex anymore because he’s gotten so big since he retired, we don’t both comfortably fit in there anymore. FML
Today, I realised that my husband and I have gotten so fat that his already small dick no longer even reaches me. FML
Today, after many comments over years about her needing to lose weight, I had to tell the woman I love, the woman I married, that she had gotten so overweight that the sight of her naked made me want to puke. Apparently her goal was to get so fat I'd stop asking for sex. I'm her third divorce. FML
Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML
Today, my wife, who NEVER wants to have sex, decided that now is the time. I, of course, had to take antibiotics that make me so bloated I can’t move without extreme pain. FML
Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful piece of crap", all because I wouldn't have sex with her, despite hours of her nagging. I said no because I've been laid-up in bed for the past week waiting on surgery for an excruciatingly painful hernia. FML
Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML
Today, after my body has been ravaged, scarred, broken, and mutilated by cancer, my husband says it’s only fair for him to have a side piece, since the treatments to save my life have decimated my sex drive. But don’t worry, it’s just for his physical needs. He won’t “fall in love or anything.” FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML
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ByronJess 17
You do realize that the "back one" is tighter than the front one is? Your logic fails.
Wiebeski19 5
Just tell him to not go so far deep, if his lung. If he's wide well than your ****** lol
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allplayedout 20
Why didn't you do anything about it before the wedding?
rosieprice21 2
The best advice I can offer is practice stretching. I'm trying to sound sincere as possible over the internet since I've had to help women with this predicament before. All I can tell you is try purchasing ****** ranging in size with what you can stand now and gradually working your way up to your husband's size. Also, try purchasing a speculum and stretching with that. Be careful though, you don't want to over do it initially because this could cause incontinence. When you aren't stretching make sure you are doing kegel exercises to maintain your muscle strength. There are kegel exercisers you can purchase as well and wear all day (kind of like a tampon) and work your muscles around them. I really hope this helps, this is something you don't want ruining your marriage. Make sure you are being open about this with him so he doesn't open up your drawer one day and see 10 ****** and kegel balls in there wondering if he's even needed.
tabletoplady 11
Invest in some top quality lubricant and practice stretching with increasingly larger objects. Work your way up. Also, relax. If you're scared about tearing, it's much more likely to happen. Happy hunting!
zomphoenix 3
I'll say from my stand point it sucks. My wife has the same problem. And yes I know it is the same with us because there is small amounts of bleeding after.
ImTheAlpha 30
You still have vibrators and ********. Also the 69 position.
Timmeeh 17
A ****** can ultimately accommodate a baby, and while I know that's far from comfortable, the point is that they stretch quite significantly. Invest in some decent lubricant.
Cuzitso 1
What the ***!?!
sports4ever1405 4
I had the same problem with one of my Bfs so we did lube and went slowly and he started with fingering to stretch out just increase the number of fingers if no toys it will help trust me
mcerin 10
Use extra lubricated condoms, that are large. I found myself with the same problem and the extra lube helped LOTS.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Have you talked to a doctor? There are some conditions like vaginismus that can make intercourse painful. With vaginismus your PC muscle tenses up to such an extent that vaginal intercourse becomes painful or impossible. With some women it's so bad they can't even insert a tampon. Can you **********? Have you ever tried using a ***** or vibrator that's smaller than your husband, or have you (before marriage, presumably) successfully had intercourse with other men who were smaller?